My Home Will Be A Home With No Loud Anger, No Explosive Rage, No Slamming Doors Or Breaking Glass, No

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

to the people who are following me

thank you

im sorry

voulez-vous by ABBA goes hard as fuck and if you say that u don’t do the little a-ha’s with passion then ur a liar

Penny: Farmer, your turn! Two truths and one lie!

Farmer: Okay, so… My favorite color is red, I’m right-handed…

Farmer: And I explored all 120 floors of the mines and donated all my valuable artifacts to Gunther so he would give me a rusty key, letting me go down to the sewers and meet a friendly shadow guy, who I’m now letting live in my house to protect him from the dwarf assassins.

Penny: Oh, Farmer, as entertaining as that story was, I think you should make the lie a bit less obvious-

Sam: They’re left-handed.

Penny:

Sam:

Farmer:

Penny: YOU WHAT

Harry Potter Questions

Harry potter themed ask meme. these are important questions.

1. Hogwarts house (of course)

2. What is your patronus?

3. Owl, cat, or toad?

4. If you were to put a piece of your soul into a horcrux (not that I’m condoning this!), what would you put it into?

5. What would your amortentia smell like?

6. Which Hogwarts subject would be your favorite?

7. Which Hogwarts subject would you be best at?

8.  If you were an animagus, what would you turn into?

9. What would be your marauder name?

10. What is your favorite spell?

11. If you had the chance to use Felix Felicis (liquid luck) to do better on a test without consequences, would you do it?

12. The wand, the stone, or the cloak?

13. What is the length, wood, and core of your wand?

14. If you were to design something for Weasely’s Wizard Wheezes, what would it be?

15. What would you see when faced with a boggart?

16. What image would you think of to fight your boggart?

17.  What would be your quidditch position?

18. What’s your favorite wizarding food?

19. What would it say on your chocolate frog card?

20. Invent a spell you think would be useful.

21. What happy memory would you use for your patronus?

22. Would you ever use an unforgivable spell?

23. Would you be a prefect?

24. What would be your dream job in the wizarding world?

25. Would you enter your name in the Triwizard tournament?

26. Would you rather go to Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?

27. Would you join S.P.E.W.?

28. Which electives would you take? (Alchemy, Arithmancy, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Muggle Studies, Study of Ancient Runes)

29. How would you use the marauder’s map?

30. What’s your favorite magical creature?

hogwarts legacy // incorrect quotes ft. my mc 🐍

i like to think that our blogs are just our own little personal museums of all the things we like, and we can visit each other’s museums and leave nice notes at the reception.

if anyone needs a proofreader and/or editor i’d be more than happy to help!! just message me and we can work something out!! 🥰

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

“Sirius!”