Penny: Farmer, your turn! Two truths and one lie!
Farmer: Okay, so… My favorite color is red, I’m right-handed…
Farmer: And I explored all 120 floors of the mines and donated all my valuable artifacts to Gunther so he would give me a rusty key, letting me go down to the sewers and meet a friendly shadow guy, who I’m now letting live in my house to protect him from the dwarf assassins.
Penny: Oh, Farmer, as entertaining as that story was, I think you should make the lie a bit less obvious-
Sam: They’re left-handed.
Penny:
Sam:
Farmer:
Penny: YOU WHAT
you promised to put out a new fic chapter today but your brain seems to be working against you ? totally cool, i understand !
you said you were gonna answer some asks but you’re feeling a little overwhelmed ? no worries, we can wait !
you decided you were going to post some art today but you’re just too busy to finish it ? all good, there’s always tomorrow !
give yourself a break sometimes. work at your own pace. congratulate yourself for any amount of progress.
you’re already doing wonderfully. no pressure. you got this.
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón
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this is super long, but!!! anyways!! I made a few adjustments to the world for the sake of the fic but! still super fun to write in a world like this!!! I haven’t read the book since I was like 12 or 13 so I had to rely on wiki a bit, but I hope you enjoy anon!!!! sorry for such a long wait!
Pairing: Steve Harrington x fem!reader
Summary: The reader enters a competition for the prince’s hand in marriage (aka a the selection au)
Word Count: 5.3k i kn o w
Warnings: cursing and classism
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For the fourth time in history - written history, at least - the country of Dianna announces the holding of the Selection: a competition between girls of the provinces for the prince’s hand in marriage. Held in the castle, the girls spend days or weeks or months or, on one occasion, years whittling down their numbers until the prince chooses a bride.
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forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.
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Charlie Weasley x Reader
Plot: Charlie leaves Hogwarts and you’re left behind to finish your 7th year. While he’s in Romania, the two of you write back and forth.
Warnings: just fluff :’)
‘Tap tap tap’
Lifting your eyes from your potions assignment, you see an owl perched on the windowsill near your bed. You pick yourself up to open the window, take the letter from the tawny bird, and give it a treat to say thank you. The first thing you notice is Charlie’s neat handwriting across the front of the letter, the second being the faint scent of smoke emanating from the paper. You smile to yourself and carefully tear into the parchment.
My dearest (Y/N),
My days seem to last forever without you in them. I miss you more than you could imagine- more than a cool breeze on a hot summer’s day, more than the desert misses rain, more than...someone who misses something a lot.
Sorry, I ran out of poetic things to say.
Anyways, I truly do miss you more than I could ever describe. As amazing as it is being around dragons and following my dreams, I love you almost as much as I love these wonderful creatures and I find myself wanting to hold you, and kiss you, and hear your beautiful laugh again. It’s definitely a good thing that we’ll get to see each other in a few weeks for Christmas at the Burrow; I don’t think I could go another month without you. See you soon, darling.
All my love,
Charlie
You couldn’t stop the tears that fell from your eyes. Charlie had been away in Romania for months now as you stayed behind to finish your 7th year at Hogwarts, and you missed him more than you’d ever tell your friends. As supportive and understanding as they were, you knew they’d tease you about it.
After reading through the letter a few more times, you picked up your quill and moved your homework to the side to write back to your dragon-loving boyfriend.
Charlie, my love,
As much as I love your so-called poetry, I miss your smile even more. And all your cute little freckles. I’m beyond excited to see you again soon, and even more excited that I get to spend another Christmas with you and your family. Even Fred and George, the little rats.
Merlin, I can’t even describe how ready I am to see you again. Reading your letter alone made me cry, so expect tears the second I see you, love.
Here’s to hoping these next few weeks go by as quickly as possible.
Forever yours,
(Y/N)
After making sure Charlie’s owl was well rested and fed, you tied your letter to it and sent it on its way back to Romania.
Three weeks later, you step off of the Hogwarts Express, ready to finally see your boyfriend after what felt like years. You searched the crowd, and the second you spotted that familiar red hair, you took off running and jumped into his strong arms.
“I’m so happy to see you, you have no idea,” you giggled as he lifted you from the ground and spun you around a few times.
“Believe me, love, I have an idea. Because I missed you just as much...or maybe even more,” Charlie smiled. His hands cupped your face as he pulled you into a slow, passionate kiss, feeling all the emotions coming through. You both could feel how much you’d missed each other.
“Well,” you said, pulling away and grabbing your trunk. “Ready to head off to the Burrow?”
“Ready, darling.”
i am stuck in an eternal state of yearning in which i romanticise and fantasise about all the lovers and lives i will never experience.
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