I'm the vampire Armand, my DADDY vampire GROOMED me into a little BITCH
armand def our strongest soldier bc I would beat the fuck outta Louis if he said that to me
The one and only Anakin Skywalker.
thinking about how pitts practically folded his body to meet meeksβ height & meeks is just standing normally
"are you the zodiac killer?" I CANT
That's crazy if you think about it
welcome back thramsay!!!!!π₯°π₯°ππ
POMFREY I CANT
One random day in the Great Hall
Bellatrix : The Noble House of Black will always be on top !
Remus : *spits out his pumpkin juice and starts laughing uncontrollably*
Sirius : *blush furiously while trying to get Remus to shut up bc everyone is looking at them*
James : *trying for his deer life (and failing) to understand what's so funny*
Lily : *smirks* *just smirks*
Pomfrey : I KNEW IT ! MY BOY'S THE TOP ! HA ! I TOLD YOU MINERVA ! MY BOY'S THE DOM !
Minnie : *gives her 5 galleons while looking visibly frustrated and glaring at Sirius*
Remus : *laughs even harder if it's possible*
Regulus : *trying to forget the horrible traumatic images that are forming in his head and silently crying*
harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son
Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because weβre dating now? Hermione: Okayβ¦ what about Harry? Ron: Weβre a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free
This is going around so here are my thoughts on the whole Mike isnβt Michael drama
Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry
Regulus: what?
Lily: James has a crush on you
Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck
Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.
No matter which couple you ship, I think we can all agree on one thing
Armand has way more boobs than me and now I'm SO sad