God The Only Thing That Gets Notes On Here Is Destiel

throwback to when my delirious five year old sister sat on the toilet, counted on her fingers, and declared with bone-deep wonder and joy that 7 + 3 is eleven

normalize being the backup friend. some of us are just the wheels mounted on the backs of those suvs.

like as a sauce????

i love choccy milk

best food ever

mold wrote this. rhizopus stolonifer I can see you

imagine if your roommate bought bread. your roommate eats some of it but then leaves most of it alone. you really want that bread but you want to respect your roommate so you don’t eat it. months pass and at this point you’re sure he doesn’t want the bread so you start eating a little bit of it. then your roommate walks in, freaks out, picks you and the bread up and throws you and your meal in the garbage. that’s what it’s like to be mold.

people on tumblr be like 'hear me out 😚' and it is The Goo

'russian villain' this 'russian spy' that girl your own intelligence officials are selling information just accept the fact that your government is shit

my literature teacher during the last period

you feed ikke bomb????you destroy her trachea??? 2 years of roommating with elon for rainia !!!!!! 2 years !!!!!!

ikke so hungry

Then eat, ikke 😔🫴🥑🍉🍔🫑🥦🥕💣🍕🌮🥪

it is friday and i have made it. and i will make it again.