Absolutely Love It When A Man Has A Shadow. That's My Opaque King

its giving underpaid high school chemistry teacher

I would 100% make bombs for a living if it weren't for my ethics and the us military industry.

Cat.

Look at its fuzzy little head.

the spatula is perhaps the only, and dare i say the best instrument conceived by humanity. the wheel doesn't even come close

god the only thing that gets notes on here is destiel

nobody will ever see this teeheehehee

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

the urge to eat chicken nuggets while the world burns

Tuesday February 7.

The Chosen One: Vanilla Extract.

The hero we need and deserve right now. Ever been making a cake, and then baking a cake, and then consuming a cake, a cake you will subsequently defecate, when you've been haunted by that strangest of feelings that something just isn't quite right? That something is missing. That within this process there has been a void beyond that of the baking process: a void that is not just culinary, but spiritual. It's good, but it's not right. You made it as instructed, and it looks good, and tastes fine too. The good people around you have also taken a fork, which they have politely, and apparently sincerely, enjoyed. One even took a picture which they will later upload on Instagram, with crude, flashing animations of cakes, and captions reading: Cake time! Yum!. The words jump merrily from side to side in neon colors and the cake rests handsomely, with several slices missing. But you know, they know it. It is evident in their expressions: the light is dimmed in their smiles somewhat. They too possess something unshakeable in this mouthful. Something here is left to be desired, and desire as Robert Hass ruminates, is full of endless distances. Hold the f*cking phone, someone says, their eyes suddenly luminous. I know what this needs: #vanilla extract. 

salty that's why :) hope this helped :)

why would i fixate.on the fucking ocean. girl that's water.

hottest thing a man can do is respect women