If God Is A Fungus I Am Gonna Be Soooo Mad

are all the academia girlies hydrated? well fed? remember to tuck yourself into bed and dream sweet dreams. you're very smart and your grades don't define who you are. take a nice warm bath because you deserve it ❤️❤️

A little something I did.

now, i know you need to know how to use this. it's very simple.

woman: *expresses interest in a male, a certain type of food, or activity*

you: are straight girls okay???

alternatively-

woman:* partakes in an activity or a tradition that poses a threat to no one, and harms nobody's feelings*

you: lmaoo white women are so basic

And there you go! now you can actively be mean and demeaning towards women, because hey, they're white and straight! you said so! everybody will love you too, because you're fighting the oppressor, right? Yay!

hey y'all! no you must be thinking, tumblr isn't any place for misogyny! we'd detect it immediately! but not to worry, my friends. there is always a little space everywhere for a little bit of woman-hating. You can spread hate against women as long as you say 'white', 'straight', or better, 'white and straight'. Shove those two words in and BAM!! instant hit. You're so liberal now! no one will ever detect any misogyny!

where are my mangoes

my literature teacher during the last period

Madds Mikkelsen literally just makes puppy faces throughout the entire show and makes it look like he's gonna kill someone

Birds that have the letter S as their neck. That S stands for Serve

lesbians and trans people have a weird thing for mushrooms...

if humans had tails would toilets be designed different

Not another post whining about why “mUgHaLs WeRe nOt cOlOnizErs” like girl, they were literally foreign invaders who forced you to speak their language, broke your temples, tried eradicating your culture and collected zizya taxes motivated by religious bigotry in hopes of forcing your people to convert! At least have some shame and consideration for your ancestors.