Not Another Post Whining About Why “mUgHaLs WeRe NOt COlOnizErs” Like Girl, They Were Literally Foreign

not being in america sucks because you cant watch american netflix in india. how can we, as a society, deny anyone the right to supernatural?

Ah, to be God chilling on a Miami beach.

ngl if i saw captain america in the ice i'd just let him sit there. stay cold homie

bees are tiny, fuzzy babies full of rage

why nobody gib head scratch

people with lactose intolerance really don't be giving a fuck. my friend just chugged a glass full of milk tea that was the size of my forearm, looked me in the eye, and said, 'One must live freely or not at all'. what the hell was that about.

The Mascot

If Natasha were a fangirl, she'd have called Clint's eyes Cerulean-blue orbs.

But she's not a fangirl. She's a spy. So what she sees is fear. And insomnia. And a need for coffee.

So in the coffee goes, black and strong, with a little bit of sugar, and maybe a hint of cinnamon. Into the cup that says, Surely Not Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting?

Well, everybody usually is. But not now.

The cup slides across the table, and Clint's eyes ask, Why?

Because. She can see him wanting to tear his eyes out. She can see him looking for Loki in himself.

Clint takes a nice, long sip, and smiles.

It doesn't reach his eyes anymore.

birds of a feather. we. should. shit together

people being shocked that the duolingo owl is now dead is silly. my powers of precognition informed me that duo was doomed the moment they gave him a gyatt

vegan people fr be eating plant carcass out there lmaooooo