WHEN THE WHAT!!!!!!!!

uh oh!!!! he's on my bread :(

if god is a fungus i am gonna be soooo mad

tumblr needs to be recognized for the sheer amount of bread porn

just watched no time to die spoiler alert he did, in fact, find time to die

I think it's silly how I'll study hard, pass and go to college. I'll study some more. And more. I stay up with bags under my eyes, I cry, I rot on the inside, I lose all my friends. Just because I'd like a job that lets me live comfortably. And when I finally do live comfortably, I'll never notice it. It'll all be about the next job, the next interview, the next meal. I won't look at the stars, at how they twinkle. I won't laugh freely. I won't wake up in the morning with the feeling that 'today is a new day'. If I have kids I won't ever look into their laughing faces and think this is innocence, or , This being shares my blood. I'll think, the world is going to ruin you the way it ruined me. There is nothing I can do to stop it. It will simply happen, the way it has happened to those before me.

boeing 737 more like boing boing off the ground 24/7

@anti-potato when the world finally comes to a halt you shall be the only to remain. and you will look into the dying, engorged sun and know that you will but become another form of a potato: a fried potato

you can pry this potato out of my cold, dead hands

Street sign.

why would i do that, you ask? well-

*shits* *giggles*