Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon
Izuku: good night tree
Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see
Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*
Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.
*Later*
Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?
Yagi, walks around a corner:
Aizawa:*Scared grunt*
Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.
Yagi: he is
Aizawa: what?
Yagi: what?
hey guys im back! it only took a failed relationship and falling in love with a guy who has to go back to german who "doesn't want to hold me back with a long distance relationship".
what did i miss?
Parents got confused and chose traumatised, mentally ill, disaster pansexual daughter who keeps watching bluey instead of coping
Parents got confused and chose bisexual disaster daughter who's cursed by divine powers she can't understand and keeps watching brokeback mountain instead of coping
Your teachers wants you to succeed? Bro my teacher just wants me to survive the semester without being admitted to hospital again 😭
I think I may be a great addition to this:
Me: if my legs give out and I start having body spasms just leave me in the corner.
Boss: I need to call an ambulance if that happens.
Me: if you call an ambulance i WILL run, non-responsive legs be damned
"Mr Stark, I don't feel so good"
Me, moments before fainting because i think its funny
Katsuki: It’s dark in here Izuku: Don’t worry dude I got this Izuku: *Stomps their feet* Izuku: *Skechers light up*
Vigilante Izuku: Am I in trouble? Shouta: Take a guess. Vigilante Izuku: No? Shouta: Take another guess.
Izuku: i’ve already decided what I'm gonna do
Nezu: hmm?
Izuku: i’m gonna manipulate Shouta
Katsuki: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Izuku: Killed without hesitation. Katsuki: No.