Parents got confused and chose traumatised, mentally ill, disaster pansexual daughter who keeps watching bluey instead of coping
Parents got confused and chose bisexual disaster daughter who's cursed by divine powers she can't understand and keeps watching brokeback mountain instead of coping
Damian: *surrounded by ducks*
Damian: follow me, my children
Some villain: *sneezes*
Vigilante Izuku, from the roof: Bless you!
The Villain: God?
Vigilante Izuku: Am I in trouble? Shouta: Take a guess. Vigilante Izuku: No? Shouta: Take another guess.
i love the rain. especially listening to it.
im living the lesbian/pansexual dream. sitting under my veranda, in a rocking chair, listening to the rain on the roof.
pitter patter, pitter patter.
australia watching the US election knowing full well that our government is about to go: COPY+PASTE.
and to anyone who sees this, my DMs are always open if you want to talk.
I find the best way to deal with being hit by a car is to make a hot chocolate with some chilly and hazelnut in it. It heals your inside wounds!
*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Would you still love me if I was a 1x1 lego piece?
Or it decides that you are old enough to understand why you have a debilitating fear of people and so you sit there in the middle of class going "well fuck. I hate that this makes things make sense."
When the trauma your brain brings up isn't the one it normally does and it actually hurts-
Like excuse me? I thought we had an agreement. Dont go changing up the memories on me!