I Love Men With Slutty Waists It’s Overused And I Want To Keep It That Way

I was rewatching the first Sonic movie the other day and I find it so fucking funny that after Robotnik does the weird electrocution thingymajigger with Sonic’s quill for the first time he offers it to stone so he can do the same. Idk why but that scene brings me joy.

When I tell you I said “what the fuck” when I opened the fridge and saw Shadow the hedgehog on the back of my sisters yogurt

But here's the stomper

we got shadow at aldi before gta 6 💀🙏

they invented yaoi, actually

cries because all of my irl friends don’t like sonic so I have nobody to discuss my theories and aus with…….. sigh

where are my unbreakable bond + sonadow modern AU fics

its actually SOOO tragic that there are so many things tagged Sonic & Tails and Sonadow, but I can't find what seems (to me) to be the natural longfic premise of

Sonic is a struggling young adult who picks up an abandoned Tails from the streets and is like 'well ig i'm a parent now' but he's working three or four jobs and he barely had it together Before Tails, and now he's gotta afford preschool??? and daycare??? He's a Mess, but he really needs to do right by this kid -- Tails has had enough people let him down already

Shadow is the neighbor/customer that has his shit together, graduated from college top of his class, and works for GUN which is really a cushy desk job. His only friends are his nosy coworker Rouge, and his pet cat Omega

shadow, as neighbor/customer, frequently runs into sonic, who always looks frazzled and exhausted, but is always kind to him, and they have a good banter with each other

and then yadda yadda yadda, inciting incident (tails gets lost/tails gets sick, shadow helps sonic and continues helping and hey this kid isn't half bad and his older brother's...ok), they fall in love, coparent Tails, move in together, GUYS CMON THE SINGLE DAD FIC PLOTLINE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

I love them so much! What amazes me most about the Sonic and Tails story is that Sonic was a kid himself when he decided to take on such responsibility. And I'm sure Sonic had to change his lifestyle one way or another. But... where did Sonic get a DAMN PLANE???

Born to be loved in a shojo romance

Forced to suffer in a battle shonen

Here’s the comic I was talking about.. but I fixed it a little bit!!! Y’know making it accurate and all. (Yes that is me I’m THAT lame)

the huzz ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I think about the absolute VIOLATION of my man in that one comic panel very often and this reminded me of that so here