Well-shit-were-doomed - Youve Made It To Hell Congrats

Give it up for 747 Bear Force One!

Champion of Fat Bear Week 2022

i want to put together a montage thing of all the times someone got lucky despite having “bad luck” in bullet train so just mentally preparing myself for the amount of hours it’s gonna take.

MONEY CAT MONEY CAT MONEY CAT M O N E Y C A T M O N E Y C A T M O N E Y C

misha misha misha mISHA MISHA MISHA MISHA MI-

the system getting their ears pierced

marc, and who hates the idea: if you do this, i’m not gonna buy us another fish

steven, whose idea it was: oh, come on. it’ll look nice. and it can’t be that bad

also steven: *immediately letting marc take control after the needle hits his skin*

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Buddy you're a dog

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Dog

there are two things that made me what i am today. both pieces of literature. both read in sixth grade. one, an extensive published series spanning over nine books and hundreds of chapters all written by the accredited author james patterson. the other, a gravity falls fanfiction that taught me what the tag lemon means

Samba Schutte’s Instagram is the treasure we were looking for all along.

also Taika Waititi, David Jenkins, and Con O’Neill’s twitters

izzy isn’t homophobic

he’s whorephobic