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izzy isn’t homophobic

he’s whorephobic

i was always wondering why steven’s accent sounded kinda weird. like it felt kinda out of place. and steven also over uses british slang. like a lot.

then i realized that steven’s britishness is based on marc’s subconscious idea of britishness.

marc is the host personality, as he fronts the most.

i did some research on DID for this post, but i’m not an expert or anything so forgive me if i say something wrong.

“These perceptions about oneself which originate from diverse perspectives, aggregate around multiple foci. Related emotions, thoughts, and behavior styles are linked to these foci over time. These aggregates become alter personalities following repeated utilization.”

so steven was formed from an american mind? and that’s why he’s so stereotypically british?? right???

riz, getting down on his knees to fabian: “will you be the fuck around to my find out?”

ik that technically speaking, luke is older than leia (even tho they’re twins), but i am OBSESSED with little brother luke skywalker.

“what the biggest secret you keep from your family?”

you might think that it’s me being queer. it’s not. they know that.

it’s that i’m a star wars fan.

they’ve all been star wars fans for so long and kept trying to get me into it but i refused. now i am a star wars fan. and they can never know. because they’d bully me.

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Buddy you're a dog

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Dog

guys we fucking did it

i have horrible object permanence so i forget about a lot of things. and every once in a while i get reminded that markiplier exists and i’m at peace for a moment.

anyway stream distractible on spotify and apple music…

every night i have a battle with my reflection over whether or not i’m going to brush my teeth. and every night i do. out of pure spite. you want me to brush my teeth so fucking badly. fine. fine you motherfucker. i will. because i’m not a pus-