I Have Some Thoughts About The Wolf From Puss In Boots

when i started fantasy high i thought i’d relate to fig the most but here i am with the little goblin man.

ofmd spoilers

Stede not being cut out for the pirate life when he was on the ship out at sea, b e i n g a p i r a t e.

But Stede handling himself perfectly and being all feral and pirate-y while back on land. Him being able to talk about death without exploding. Him putting a knife to Doug’s throat without a second thought. The oomf. The oomf that Blackbeard taught him. The “Now that’s a fuckery.” LIKE COME ON

marc and jake and the little guy

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

thought about posting about the new episode but i have no words

the system getting their ears pierced

marc, and who hates the idea: if you do this, i’m not gonna buy us another fish

steven, whose idea it was: oh, come on. it’ll look nice. and it can’t be that bad

also steven: *immediately letting marc take control after the needle hits his skin*

there are two things that made me what i am today. both pieces of literature. both read in sixth grade. one, an extensive published series spanning over nine books and hundreds of chapters all written by the accredited author james patterson. the other, a gravity falls fanfiction that taught me what the tag lemon means

my favorite holiday