Riz, Getting Down On His Knees To Fabian: “will You Be The Fuck Around To My Find Out?”

I WANNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH SO BAD THIS ISNT EVEN A SHITPOST I JUST NEED IT

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

they had the perfect opportunity to have benedict cumberbatch as doctor strange say “no shit, sherlock”, but they had him say “no shit, genius” instead. i’m appalled.

so I was just watching Hannibal (the movie not the show thank god) and my mom looks at me and says You know how chicken legs taste different then chicken thighs? And so I was like yeah? Not knowing where this was going So she continues saying Do you think cannibals have a preferred body part? And so of course I looked it up and when I didn’t find anything my sister from across the room just looks up and says Cannibalism who?

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

My little sister is creating a slave army on Minecraft. She’s building houses with dungeons in the basements and filling them with villagers. She’s only seven, but I’m pretty sure she’s already building her empire.

Samba Schutte’s Instagram is the treasure we were looking for all along.

also Taika Waititi, David Jenkins, and Con O’Neill’s twitters

Okay, don't get me wrong here. I LOVE Jurassic Park. I love seeing their dinosaurs. But after watching Prehistoric Planet, and going back to look at this...

And then looking at this...

Notice how much healthier the second set looks? Their lips cover their teeth, they actually have fat on their bodies, their skin doesn't wrinkle like they're dehydrated. You can't see every single tendon and muscle move because you aren't supposed to. Dinosaurs are animals, not reptilian body-builders.

THIS is the kind of change I want to see in how we create realistic depictions of not only dinosaurs, but all prehistoric creatures. Paleoart has always had a huge issue with shrink-wrapping and making these animals look terrifying instead of making them look like, well, animals.

Well done, BBC.