Procedurally Generated Chess Pieces

i was handcrafted by god (she/her) to be and only to be some five year old kid’s imaginary friend.

i’m not cut out for the real world.

i can’t do this shit anymore.

Oh your blorbo is your precious baby?

Mine is my little chewtoy. I just wanna bite him over and over again and grind him between my teeth and drool while he squeaks and squeals all high pitched.

ofmd spoilers

Stede not being cut out for the pirate life when he was on the ship out at sea, b e i n g a p i r a t e.

But Stede handling himself perfectly and being all feral and pirate-y while back on land. Him being able to talk about death without exploding. Him putting a knife to Doug’s throat without a second thought. The oomf. The oomf that Blackbeard taught him. The “Now that’s a fuckery.” LIKE COME ON

Paint me like one of your French girls

the petrified orange coming from jim’s family tree, which i think is symbolic for their love for the family they’ve lost, ending up with stede’s daughter as a reminder of his love as he prepares to leave for good.. i’m thinking thoughts

I had an idea for a Play

It’s Hamlet 

No Stage, just a bunch of chairs and props scattered around the room, audience sits wherever they want 

A Disclaimer is given at the beginning of the play: “There Will Be Blood, and Audicence paticipation.”   “You will be expected to stand up and yell “STOP!”.”   “You’ll know when.”

Play continues as normal, but maybe with a little more Verve than usual 

Just let the actors be Real Unhinged 

Make it clear somewhere in the second act, that the actors aren’t pulling thier punches- 

Those are REAL broken noses, that’s REAL blood on the floor and those swords sure as hell aren’t blunted 

HOPEFULLY someone in the audience stands up and yells “STOP” before rosencrantz and Guildenstern are killed on stage 

From that point on, the play is Improv 

Whoever stands up is treated by the actors like another character in the play- Hamlet will try to convince them to aid his cause, Polonius to get them to Kill Hamlet, Ophelia to get her the hell out of there etc. 

The Doors Are Locked

Efforts to make them break character will be ignored, they can only be reasoned with “In Character" 

It is now up to the Audience to try and stop The Tragedy. 

 This is a terrible thearer production, a great horror movie or a fantastic prank on theater critics.

crying screaming throwing up

i literally love moon knight so much. it’s so detail oriented in the smallest ways and oscar isaac pulls it off flawlessly

you can easily tell who’s who. even the way they style their hair! stevens is parted to the side while marc’s it swooped back

marc stands guard even though he’s clearly terrified while steven flails his arms, backs away, and fiddles with the rags on the cart anxiously. it looks like steven is about to book it 💀

their stealth too. stevens is timid and almost like tiptoeing while marc’s is calculated and stealthy, like he’s most likely done this before.

and their clothes! marc’s sleeves are bunched up while steven has his way pass his hands, just like sweater paws.

EVEN THEIR STANCE IS DIFFERENT!! steven is slouched while marc stands straight.

going from marc,,

to steven so quickly just from their expressions!! marc’s gaze is clearly stern and annoyed and stevens gaze quickly softens when he fronted (especially when he saw layla <33) istg whoever puts these details in the show ily

the way khonshu was like

i’m just gonna appear in random places and be super ominous and scary to mess with steven

like what was the reason other than to torment the poor boy

made sense at first at least

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Vico Ortiz said on their tiktok that in an original draft, Jim’s favorite color was going to be purple, but it was changed to teal. There’s also a little detail of Olu’s earring being teal.

Stede and Ed are also shown in teal and purple.

I like the idea of Olu and Stede being teal. And Jim and Ed being purple.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdHnuv42/