XD What The Fuck, I Love It

I NEARLY SWALLOWED MH TONGUE. Okokokok so i was just quickly running to look at the wagon for the cabbage seeds for the greenhouse and after that i went to check on my four crabpots (i bought one originally and got the other 3 from the cc) and i got a lobster two days in a row (it hasnt happened to me before and ive had like maybe 5 save files idk)  

uvu i am truly not surprised lmao

Pogging so hard ngl

the worst part is im not reblogging cause inspo, i just really wanna reblog the duck. just look at him lol xD

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

My duel links deck clearly hates me cause its been like five turns and all ive gotten are trap/spells and 8 star monsters

i need this, k thanks

My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic

Hi. The creator of Spider-man 2099 won't see a penny from Marvel or Sony as they profit from his work. Please consider donating to him as he is currently in the hospital stacked with bills.

gofundme.com

Peter David Fund, organized by Graham Murphy

Hi, everyone. I'm fundraising for author Peter David and his family. He's had some compounded health p… Graham Murphy needs your support fo

saving this for inspiration purposes 

Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack

Underwater Motion of Seagrass and Kelp

199 uvu 

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