I NEARLY SWALLOWED MH TONGUE. Okokokok So I Was Just Quickly Running To Look At The Wagon For The Cabbage

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reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals

Running From Your Past

You have a past you'd prefer not to think about, but boy oh boy does it like to think about you. A bad parent, an old enemy, a job that ended in disaster. No matter how far your run or how well you hide, it will find you eventually.

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NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

im getting desperate does anyone who knows me play acnh cause i desperatly need bamboo shoots so i can craft and the mystery islands hate me ajsfkjsadjfkljdfja lk like i have crops and all fruit trees but bamboo is too much to ask for asfkdjfa

Things heard at my high school

Friend 1: Fuck yourself with your lunchbox Friend 2: Okay

YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOVE

owo??

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

i have never wanted to shoot an sdv crow as much as i have now 

im starting a new save to marry another bachelor ( i cannot bring myself to divorce and remarry on a file so multiple it is) and the crow went for my ONLY bean sprout ON WEDNESDAY alksdfjsladfjs like not the multiple cauliflower or potatoes or parsnips noooooooo just the only fuckin bean sprout sfaklsdjfas

IM STOKED I FINALLY GOT THE DAMN PROPULSION CANON FRAGS FKLAJJFWEJFOIEWJHO:FNL

i got subnautica for christmas and i have literally been looking forever akljfkdsj lfjjf AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  btw spoilers in tags warning asfdajfd

One day a few years ago i adopted a couple of freshman and even after graduation to this day we still talk even if im chronically allergic to texting lmao 

one of my boys just called and had to make sure he knew he was gonna text me at 1 am on my birthday but missed it and then called when he was at work to make sure, im gonna cry (HES ALSO GETTING MARRIED SOON MY BOOYY) 

and on a funnier note i believe the other might just text happy one year older lmao cause this little turd on my graduation day hands me a starlord pin (im pretty sure he was the one who gave it to me, cause one gave me a starlord pin and the other gave me a deadpool one i loved them both) and he hands me the pin and says congrats your old like the little shit he was 

p.s. if either of you have found this the chairs still my favorite even if i have no idea where it is now lmao