Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

love watching house bc wilson is such a little gossip. anything happens in diagnostics and wilsons immediately there like ok girl. dont u have work to do why do u have to know everything ever

umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)

House and Wilson are literally that one post where a guy calls out his boyfriend's friend saying that they were unhealthily close only for the boyfriend to walk in and spit his drink into said friend's mouth

can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.

Robert Sean Leonard & Hugh Laurie in House M.D. | 08x23: “Swan Song”

this clip deserves more love!! obviously they look amazing… but their laughs?! bobby’s “what the fu..?!” moment! they’re literally both just big kids and it’s adorable. (but yes, they do look good af, too!)

no caption just felt like sketching

(mouthful of dick voice) lmao faggot