Stanford Pines? More Like Pan Fried Pines

GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A YAP SESSION TO A ARTIST WHO CREATED A CHARACTER I REALLY LIKE AS AN ASK AND DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ANONYMOUS, I'M COOKED 😭

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE THINK HAVING A CRUSH ON OLDER CHARACTERS IN FICTION IS WEIRD? I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ON BOARD WHEN IT CAME TO STANFORD PINES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE NOW??"

Just finished reading Book of Bill. Upcoming spoilers:

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I did NOT expect to see Stanford shirtless.

If anyone's been wondering "hey Willow where have you been? It's been a while since we've heard from you" then this is the post you'd wanna see. I.. honestly forgot about Tumblr for a while + people calling me a "basic vanilla bitch" for sharing my distaste for Billford kinda made me want to avoid it for a while, BUT I'm thinking of coming back because honestly? Letting people have the satisfaction of making me shy away from this place over an opinion is kinda dumb, and I wanna check on a few people I know on this platform, sooooooo... wahoo? I guess??

You'll be getting more posts from me now AND I'm outting myself as a cringey person- pretty sure you already knew that though. Oh well! See you goobers soon :P

Grunkle Stan: "Dipper you were supposed to aim for the HEAD, ya dimwit, you missed him by an *earshot*!"

Dipper: "Grunkle Stan I'm sorry, I-I just- it doesn't feel right to shoot a guy-"

Grunkle Stan: "Jesus fucking christ— alright alright, *I'm* shooting next time and it's NOT gonna barely scrape his Cheeto-colored ass."

Mabel: "Why not ask Grunkle Ford to do it?"

Ford: "Do you really want a knock at the shack's door from the government *again*, Stanley? Unbelievable."

Holy smokes, it's Stan and Ford's birthday today! How awesome!

Took my Ford plushie out on a walk today, gave him jellybeans, and read his journal a total of 5 times tonight! Wowzers!! :0

Happy birthday to the grunkles ever <3

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕

I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF YOU SHIP BILLFORD, JUST DNI IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THE OTHER SHIPS THAT I LISTED/CALLED GROSS, I JUST SIMPLY DON'T LIKE IT AND DON'T SEE THE APPEAL‼‼

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕