W1ll0w-w4s-h3r3 - 🃏W1ll0w 3v3rth0rn🎭

Hello hello, Gravity Falls enthusiasts, you'll never believe what today is! (and no, it's not Book of Bill day yet)

It's the special day of Yours Truly, who is currently enjoying a *very* tasty Birthday Breakfast of chocolate chip waffles and Captain Crunch cereal, with my Stanford plushie :P

"Why are you eating something so unhealthy?", you ask? BECAUSE LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO OVERTHINK OVER YOUR BREAKFAST CHOICES! The USA is already going through a recession and a potential boring dystopian era, I can do whatever the hell I want 💅

Just because you're growing old, doesn't mean you have to grow up! Does that ring any bells for ya? >;3

GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A YAP SESSION TO A ARTIST WHO CREATED A CHARACTER I REALLY LIKE AS AN ASK AND DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ANONYMOUS, I'M COOKED 😭

FINALLY FINISHED THE COVER RAAAAAHH‼‼ (oh my fucking god this took so long, I couldn't find ANY good glue in this damn house... and sorry for the crappy image 😒💢) WRITING THE FIRST FEW JOURNAL ENTRIES RIGHT NOW

Tomorrow's my birthday, let's pray that nothing strange or weird happens... oh boy I'm scared. Seriously what was the thing that gave me such INTENSE bad luck lately, was it Journal 3? Writing my own journal? Wanting to get Book of Bill? All of the above??

It's REALLY confusing me, maybe even scaring me a little bit, but I think I can push through! Happy early birthday to me! XP

Thinking about the guy but also my brain is too tired to think about anything so all that I can see in my mind is

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE THINK HAVING A CRUSH ON OLDER CHARACTERS IN FICTION IS WEIRD? I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ON BOARD WHEN IT CAME TO STANFORD PINES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE NOW??"

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Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines

Holy smokes, it's Stan and Ford's birthday today! How awesome!

Took my Ford plushie out on a walk today, gave him jellybeans, and read his journal a total of 5 times tonight! Wowzers!! :0

Happy birthday to the grunkles ever <3

FYM THE BARFING GNOME GETS A DOORABLES FIGURINE BUT FORD DOESN'T? Look I get it, the barfing gnome is a funny joke that the fandom enjoys, BUT GIVE MY HUSBAND THE SPOTLIGHT GODDAMNIT— THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIS SCREENTIME TOO 😞

He's a major part of the lore, he's an INCREDIBLY BUILT character (imo because some might disagree but idc), he's ADORABLE (again, imo), AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA HAVE STAN MERCH BUT NOT HAVE FORD MERCH? THEY'RE TWINS, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE HALF OF A PAIR AND SHOVE ROBBIE OR GIDEON OR THAT FUCKASS BARFING GNOME IN THE OTHER HALF'S PLACE. It's just not right! You can't have Stan without Ford, and you can't have Ford without Stan.

End of my rant... maybe.