Sirius: Where Did You Come From? Planet Loser?

James: can I try rizzing you up?

Anyone: ..okay-

James: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELSSE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE—

James was really drunk at a party he stumbled to the bathroom to be greeted by Mary, Marlene and Lily. Marlene and Mary, instantly aware of why he’s there, go over and help he get to the toilet to vomit. Lily stands there confused why they’re helping James. Like James “asshole pure-blood” Potter?? Marlene gives out to James while he tries to sleep on the toilet, so she tells him to start talking. He rambles about how he wants to go help Pete cause he left him alone of the sofa out there, how he has to help Sirius and Remus talk because they’re too nervous to do it by themselves, how he has to give advice to Dorcas because she doesn’t know what’s the best alcohol they have, how Pandora lost her shoes and he has to help her, how Barty is overwhelmed and how he has to get him out, that Evan wants weed and he was supposed to get some for him, and how he was supposed to do and help so many people. Mary and Marlene nodding along and rubbing his back and holding his hand like it’s normal?? Lily stands there watching James potter tell them how he doesn’t have time to be sick cause there’s people who need help more.

Lily realises maybe he’s different.

James “asshole pureblood” Potter

Regulus “I can’t love you, anymore” Black.

James “I can’t love you any more” Potter.

writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

Just wanted to pop in and say before a very smoky and lustful night between Remus and Sirius: Remus asked “Are you mine tomorrow or just tonight?”. And Sirius replied. “Yours forever”.

The “no glue, no borax” trend but on the marauders era groups;

The marauders:

James: ‘how to stop feeling everything so deeply, no glue no borax?’

Remus: ‘how to get rid of scars, no glue no borax?’

Sirius: ‘how to undone my trauma, no glue no borax?’

Peter: ‘how to feel good about myself, no glue no borax?’

The Valkyries

Lily: ‘how to feel like I am enough, no glue no borax?’

Marlene: ‘how to be recognised for what I can do and not what I am, no glue no borax?’

Mary: ‘how to be able to say ‘no’ and not feel bad, no glue no borax?’

The emeralds / skittle squad:

Regulus: ‘How to stop being a black, no glue no borax?’

Pandora: ‘how to be myself without being judged, no glue no borax?’

Dorcas: ‘how to keep my girlfriend, no glue no borax?’

Barty: ‘how to get over a guy I never dated, no glue no borax?’

Evan: ‘how to get my father proud of me, no glue no borax?’

Barty, Dorcas & Evan: *walking into the Gryffindor common room*

Remus: *with his face in his hands with his shoulders moving up and down*

James: *on the ground laughing loudly*

Peter and Marlene: *with their hands on their knees, laughing loudly*

Dorcas: …what happened?

Remus: Marlene was trying to see if she could get on her broom inside-

Evan: uh oh

Remus: and she almost hit Peter with it and James said duck and they both quacked.

“Your mother wouldn’t approve of how my mother raised me” but it’s the black family to their lovers.

Hermione: How’d it go, honey?

Ron: [just got back after dinner with Blaise’s parents for the first time] I think it went well..

Harry: Ron. You texted me saying “this place is so fucking fancy. I don’t know which knife to kill myself with.”.

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Harry: …

Hermione: Must of been pretty fancy if you didn’t kill yourself

Ron: Oh my god it was!! And !!-

“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”

But it’s Narcissa Black with Regulus Black. And Narcissa Malfoy with Draco Malfoy.