“Your Mother Wouldn’t Approve Of How My Mother Raised Me” But It’s The Black Family To Their

“If you feel lonely, I could be lonely with you”

But it’s James Potter and Remus Lupin.

Marauders era characters and their heights

— The Marauders

James Potter - 6’2 (both parents are quite tall)

Remus Lupin - 6’4 (father is really tall, mother is just above average)

Sirius Black - 5’8 (father is below average, mother is average)

Peter Pettigrew - 5’7 (both parents are below average)

— The Valkyries

Lily Evans - 5’5 (father is barely average, mother is below average)

Marlene McKinnon - 5’8 (father is above average, mother is average)

Mary McDonald - 5’4 (both parents are average)

— The Emeralds / Skittle Squad

Regulus Black - 5’8 1/2 - (father is below average, mother is average)

Pandora Lovegood-Rosier - 5’6 (both parents are average)

Evan Rosier-Lovegood - 5’9 (both parents are average)

Dorcas Meadows - 5’10 (both parents are above average)

Barty Crouch Jr - 5’9 (both parents are average)

JILY

“The alchemy by taylor swift” but it’s actually just James’ lovers to/about James.

Sirius “I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday every day” Black.

James “I’m so obsessed with him but he avoids me, like the plague” Potter.

Remus “I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it’s an art” Lupin.

Peter “you know you’re good when you can even do it with a broken heart” Pettigrew.

James: [who just learnt a new trick] Imma blow your mind!

Barty: Blow me

Marlene: ..

Sirius: ..

Evan: .. (me too)

Regulus: .. (.. wait what?)

James: ..

James: ..you’re mind

Barty: yuh.. okay

Dorcas: ..(I wanna go home)

Sokka: honestly, I’m not sure I remember what my mother looked like..

Sokka: *is also his mother’s exact image*

Regulus writing in his pink glittery diary with a glitter gel pen: I am going to stop the dark Lord..

If your angst ship doesn’t fit:

“I can’t love you, anymore” vs “I can’t love you any more”

Then is it even that good of an angst ship?

“Lovesick james” this, “smitten james” that.

Give me feral regulus. I want a man that is so down bad he falls to his knees and starts complaining about how hot james was that day. I want regulus to literally be stumbling and swooning. I want regulus to be like when your 12 and following your crush around school like its an undercover mission Give my man some recognition for his animal side