Percy Weasley Had A Rat As A Pet For The Sole Reason Of Using It As A Test Subject For All His Spells

Mabel: Grunkle Ford, you've broken up with people before right..?

Ford: Oh yeah, McGucket, Bill Cipher..

Mabel: I just don't know what to do about my current boyfriend..

Ford: Rick Sanchez, The Doctor, ugh, I think a couple Zygon in that same universe..

Mabel: Maybe I should just tell him how I feel and be honest about my emotions

Ford: A clone of myself, a living star..

Mabel: Yeah, I think that's exactly what I'll do. Thanks for talking to me Grunkle Ford :)

Ford: Captain James Kirk- Oh wait, I don't think I ever actually broke up with him.. No wonder he keeps trying to contact me..

thinking abt this tweet again

“James Potter was a summer person”

“James Potter was a winter person”

James Potter couldn’t pick a favorite season because he didn’t want to hurt the other season’s feelings.

Tell me this wasn’t how The Lost Hero started

stanley pines has never looked better and i hate to say that his greasy, sleazy, cheapskate personality is actually doing it for me and i hate it

bbnos being the new benadryl cucumberpatch???

Girlderat bonding over being fucking cowards together 💫✨💅

I JUST FOUND OUT ABT GILDERAT HELPPPPPPPPP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A THING WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE

brb chat im gonna go binge read gilderat fanficiton now

I feel like, in Warrior of the Mind, when Athena and Odysseus interact for the first time it’s less Ody tricked her and more like:

Child Odysseus, looking very confidently in the wrong direction: “I can see you~”

Athena, the literal Smartest Goddess, very indulgently: “How can you see through my spell?”

God bless that one creator on insta keeping the Walburga Black angst alive. God bless