Stanley Pines Has Never Looked Better And I Hate To Say That His Greasy, Sleazy, Cheapskate Personality

marauders as shit my friends have said #1

*Sirius to James sometime after finding out about Jegulus*

Pointing out my daddy issues doesn't excuse your pedophilia

I feel like, in Warrior of the Mind, when Athena and Odysseus interact for the first time it’s less Ody tricked her and more like:

Child Odysseus, looking very confidently in the wrong direction: “I can see you~”

Athena, the literal Smartest Goddess, very indulgently: “How can you see through my spell?”

There's two wolves inside you

One knows that the dance of dragons is a nuanced subject showing that there are no winners in war especially in feudalist society and picking a side is not the point.

The other supports Rhaenyra with all its might.

Marauders as shit my friends have said #2

"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"

- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice

ned having nightmares about lyanna dying in a bed of her own blood and the first thing that happens when he wakes up is jon fucking snow screaming about “I AM THE YOUNG DRAGON” omg i know ned’s tummy hurt

Girlderat bonding over being fucking cowards together 💫✨💅

I JUST FOUND OUT ABT GILDERAT HELPPPPPPPPP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A THING WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE

brb chat im gonna go binge read gilderat fanficiton now

I was hanging out with my sister and she just asked me "I feel sleepy all the time do I have Necrophilia?"

she meant narcolepsy

Realized I forgot to post it here but Bahubali as Vines Part 1 ✨

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

Do we have a greatest real estate developer community????