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DP x DC prompt. ~“Unstable connection”~ Dead on main.

Part 1. J: I met you in the comments under the fanfic with our ship. Decent story to tell the kids, right?

D: Dani already knows. And she is gonna tell the whole Ghost Zone. There’s no point in lying.

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Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6. Part 7.

Part 8. Part 9. New: Part 9.1. Part 9.2. Part 9.3.

Part 10. Part 11. Part 12. Meme break №1. Part 13.

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   On one occasion, two picky readers met on the AO3.

Jason, who has not forgotten his roots as a bookworm, is going to fight injustice using fanfics. Who says public opinion is hard to control?

   And since he doesn’t want to be the laughing stock of his family for the rest of eternity, he decides to explore the part of the fan house that ships him with an unknown hero.

  Well, they will never meet in person, will they? So it’s okay to use it for a good cause. Plus, his “assistant” is a cute guy.

Also the idea of Jonathan and Damian going to a Gotham school together with their babysitter being only three great above them

My idea on why Jonathan and Damien are both being babysitted by Danny is when those two hang out and they're not doing vigilante stuff Alfred or Danny to help him out

And from always dealing with Dr Fate and Klarion Danny is really good at babysitting the demon brat and the superpowered kid

The reason that Danny even works for a wealthy family is living by himself is expensive plus he saving up for college so if that means he sometimes has to bring Damien and Jon with him on a few of his missions he'll do so

Danny's just pulling Miss frizzle activity on Damian and John with the self-made GAV he made add some ghost activity and Damien taking Danny as his own case to figure out without telling the rest of the bats

Danny as a ancient of balance becomes Dr Fate and Klarion supervisor practically

He keeps Dr Fate from pushing too much order and Klarion from too much chaos Danny is also in charge of bringing up their arguments

Also Danny is trying to continue his normal human life and Gotham he is part-time Damian and Jon babysitter

Danny normally takes those two with him when he's recommending Klarion and Doctor Fate along with the two kids he's babysitting a t-shirt that says we must get along

So imagine justice league dark reaction when they see what looks like a 15-year-old teenager yelling at Doctor Fate and Klarion

With Damian Wayne and Jonathan Kent and standing behind him with boba in hand

I truly like the crack idea of Danny being order and chaos's supervisors and being entirely done of their bull crap and we'll be using child techniques of forcing them to hold hands or wearing a large t-shirt until they get along

Yeah this is pure crack hahaha, I love it. I could imagine this as a more serious idea if he also wasn’t babysitting Damian and Jon. How would that even work anyways, Jon doesn’t live Gotham, and why are Batman and Superman just. Letting all that happen? For shits and giggles that’s why.

Crack prompt: Danny has declared war on the curses in Gotham. He is armed with a water balloon gun, but the balloons are full of medical-grade ectoplasm. He targets any location, ghost, or liminal being tainted by curses and/or corrupted ecto - absolutely drenching them before yeeting off again.

This includes the Bats. Danny is smart about it, though. He lived in Gotham for several months before acting, so he could get the lay of the land. He also waits for patrol to be finished before hitting the Bats - he doesn't want to interrupt their Quest to Better Gotham (or be labeled an invader to their haunt).

One night, Danny happens upon Batman patrolling alone and waits for him to finish cleaning up a crime scene before hitting they guy with a half-clip of balloons. Batman gives chase, like he always does, and Danny runs, like he always does. He knows by now that, for whatever reason, Crime Alley is off limits to Batman. The whole alley just gives off "no (other) bats allowed" vibes.

Red hood is just more territorial. Whatever.

At any rate, Danny is enjoying the chase, using just enough ghost powers to stay ahead of batman, almost-but-not-quite taunting him. Crime Alley isn't too far, so instead of turning invisible around a corner like he usually does, he makes his way to the Alley to see if the no-trasspassing rule is enough to stop Batman mid-chase. He leaps across rooftops and weaves through fire escapes, ecto-balloon-gun bouncing by its strap against his back, until finally he's at the border, slightly tapping into flight to make the jump across a slightly wider road into the alley proper.

He turns around immediately, spotting Batman skulking on the rooftop on the other side of the road, stopping the chase and suit half-covered in healing ectoplasm.

"Sanctuary!" Danny yells, pumping his fists in the air from getting caught up in the exciting rush of adrenaline, "I claim sanctuary!"

"Who the fuck is claiming sanctuary in my territory?" Red Hood booms from almost directly behind Danny. He would have yeeted out of his own skin from surprise if he hadn't spent years honing his ghost-fighting instincts. As it was, Danny instead whirled around and emptied the clip of balloons into Hood, purely out of reflex.

Hood stood there, drenched in ecto like his fellow Bat one rooftop over, glaring murder at Danny with glowing eyes. But his haunt betrayed Hood's true emotions.

Surprise, concern, impressed, you-little-brat.

Danny booked it to the fire escape and turned invisible the second he was out of sight.

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TWO OF US AU MASTERPOST

Finally got around to making a masterpost! I tried to keep it to the relevant stuff because I’ve posted a lot for this AU, but If you still want to see everything then you can search the whole tag here.

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You know, since the phandom was talking about weird jobs for Danny.

I kinda want to throw OSHA inspection officer out there (For adult Danny tho) because they can just randomly show up with little warning, and I feel like hed take full avantage of that.

Also, he died in a lab accident, so I think he'd be pretty passionate about other people not dying.....

Also, it'd make a good cover for his superhero misadventures.

I'm not sure if it's been done before, but it made me laugh.

belos everytime he has to make a new grimwalker