TWO OF US AU MASTERPOST

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recently i've been thinking of an AU where philip on his first year of BO journey meets a person with so angelic appearance that he momentarily fells for a belief that they've been sent from the above to guide and protect him in the demon realm

that might be a really good sequence for a oneshot, or even longer writing, so if anyone saw something like that or going to write it down i'd be blessed

>:O

Idea: Okay so normally with all the Time Traveler that comes back to prevent the apocalypse tagged into the dcxdp tag the guy traveling back sees Danny or Dan and either trying to take out the threat or thinking they can "correct the behavior" to avoid the future.

BUT!! What if like Flash or whoever goes back and meets Danny first and thinks the usual "Oh I can mentor him and prevent him turning evil!" except later, after Danny trusts them enough Big Reveal: Danny has a daughter and son. They're introduced to the small toddlers that this teen hero is showing him absolute trust in revealing and they see Dan in that tiny son. It's Dan.

"Flash! I want to introduce you to my babies!" Danny spoke so excitedly, not at all minding the confusion and alarm flashing across the adult hero's face.

"Babies?! You're sixteen!" Flash blurted alarmed.

"I know, I know. They were...well there was an incident...a very violent and kind of...forget it. There was an incident and I have babies! I want to introduce you to my twins!" Danny told him, sort of pained and floundering. Danny had never been very good at hiding his emotions so Flash could read the alarming red flags in the things he was telling him.

Flash was trapped somewhere between horror and numbness as he grinned and didn't even hear himself agree to meet the twins. He was trying to calculate how this event fit into Danny becoming Dan. Was it the trauma? Did something happen to his children? What was going on here? He didn't know that Dan had any family, though after meeting Danny he had realized that he'd actually had parents, a sister, and pseudo siblings in his friends so a fairly large family that Dan had never talked about.

Danny was so excited as he showed Flash the two tiny toddlers he had hidden nearby. They looked closer to two years old and that only alarmed Flash more deeply. But what made it worse was that looking down at their tiny faces Flash saw Dan. The boy was adorable and with chubby cheeks but the features that he had originally thought Danny would grow into once he got older were already present in the baby boy.

"This is my daughter Danielle Celeste Fenton and my younger son Danior Altair Fenton. Aren't they just the cutest!?" Danny seemed to miss the horrifying pit that had opened in Flash's chest and cuddled and kissed the toddlers who both giggled at the actions. "They like to be called Dani and Dan though."

Flash felt like everything he had previously known or thought had shattered into pieces. He couldn't speak for a few brief moments before he smiled somewhat pained at Danny.

"Can I as who their other parent is?" Flash asked. Danny clearly hesitated for a bit.

"Their father is Vlad Plasmius, he...he wanted a perfect son and when I wouldn't comply voluntarily he decided to force the matter." Danny confessed a little sadly, hugging his children protectively to his far too small chest. Flash felt like the floor had collapsed out from under him.

"Plasmius!? Plasmius forced you to-!" Flash was fuming, he didn't even know he could get this absolutely livid.

There were a million and one things going through Flash's head. So many things he now was beginning to piece together into something truly ugly. There had been no Danny in the future, no sister Dani either, but there had been Vlad Masters. A Vlad Masters who had taken credit quite often in creating the monster Dan. A Vlad Masters who everyone knew had once been Plasmius before Dan had done something to tear the powers from him.

Flash suddenly realized that his mission suddenly went from preventing Danny from becoming Dan, to ensuring that Danny survived to raise Dan himself and never allow Masters to gain custody ever.

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I just saw your repost about Klarion being like an infinite Realms child like a solid 6 or 7 years old and I love that so much cuz I'm just imagining other ghosts now and cursing out Dr Fate for being weird for having beef with a whole ass 6 year old like and everyone else's opinion this is a grown ass man having beef with a little boy who does not understand a how humidity works and thinks that they are all best friends by fighting

I'm just imagining this the Justice League are having meetings but like the high council of the infinite realms and the Justice League bring up them working together and splitting rules they have when Pandora is just like

Pandora: I do not understand how you humans can stay on having Dr Fate on the team if you don't like to fight children if y'all don't have to

Zatanna: fight children what do you mean I don't think we've had to fight a entity so far that's actually a child

Frostbite: no no what about the young neverborn that's 6 years old Klarion he still doesn't understand how humanity works he is considered to be a child

Constantine: that little chaos magnet is a child in y'all's eyes if I'm starting to understand what y'all mean I'm going to need a bottle of whiskey

Fright Kight: yes there is a reason that no respectable ghost would ever partner themselves but Dr Fate it's very weird to have beef how young king Phantom calls it with a child and not in a friendly sparring way it's very creepy

Red Robin: I thought you had a whole fighting is a way to show emotions thing going on the infinite realms

Pandora: that is the thing Young Red Robin we do have a social system building up off of fighting but it's very obvious to every other infinite Realms being that the fighting Dr Fate does with Klarion is not the type of training or mentor type of fighting

Batman: so what you're telling us this entire time no other infinite realm being was interacting with us because of our involvement with Dr Fate

Clockwork: yes Batman I mean take lady Gotham for an example she curses out Dr Fate every time he tries to come into her City no spirit is trustful of someone who considers a 6-year-old to be their enemy like that is a baby

Frostbite: Especially when you consider he didn't even try to explain to Klarion how the mortal world works neverborn are very special to the infinite realms so to consider one to be an enemy and not trying to nurture and teach them it's considered the being who tries to do stuff like that is considered to be an untrustworthy and unsafe person anyone to work with them to be just as untrustworthy

The adult ghost to Dr Fate when it comes to Klarion: That Little Boy Is A Child I Don't Want To See You Sniffing Around That Child Anymore This Afternoon Sir Have You Lost Your Mind Cuz We Will Help You Find It!!

It would be a situation on all sides. The older ghosts who just found out? Are angry. Where is the Order Lord? Why would he beat up a child! Who let the child run off alone? Why did we not know? This is like Phantom all over again! No wonder they are now best friends! Get Frostbite and Lady Pandora! They can parent the feral babies!

Amazing just amazing

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Trans Zuko is so funny to me. I’m not saying this to try and make fun of people who headcanon him as trans - trans headcanons are great and I support them. It’s just wild because it implies Ozai was out here like:

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You made Mirabel cry: Grown up edition

From you would live to see the next day to running out of the Encanto viewers beware digression is advise

Bruno:

* Rat man here he comes

* He’s still weak from the 10 years in the wall

* But if it’s for Mirabel be prepared

* He would hit them with a bucket

* Or use his gift to give them an actual bad vision

* If you actually hit Mirabel

* “I had a vision. Do you wanna have a bad time? Because if you take one more step forward...you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.”

* Sends in his rat army to attack you. He asked Antonio to do it

* Antonio would

Pepa:

* You will be punch, that’s it

* You made her sobrina cry

* She will have no mercy on you

* Pepa had a long time to hold her emotions in. You will be the target in which she unleash her fury towards

* Now if she see a bruise on Mirabel

* That’s it

* Revelations had come and she will go confess her sins in church later

* Once she strikes you with lighting

* Or an hurricane

* “You know putting your hands on a girl is wrong”

* “Putting your hands on mi sobrina is a death sentence “

Felix:

* The only reason Felix is higher than Pepa is because he might would torture you

* I feel like his genes just made his boys more sadistic

* That’s his sobrina you made cry

* The only way for him to calm down would be through three things

* One: his wife, who is not even trying to stop him

* Two: his kids who are all actively cheering

* Three: Mirabel, the one YOU made cry and still have tears in her eyes

* Now if you bruise her

* Say goodbye kidnapped

* He would slowly beat you down evil laughing

* Probably would leave you at death door and make you heal the natural way without Julieta’s cooking

Alma:

* Now why would you do this to your de facto leader?

* You not only made you a danger to the Encanto

* But you disrespect her family

* You disrespect her

* By putting your hand on Mirabel you just got the full force of her scolding

* You think Isabela or Camilo is bad

* Where did you think they got it from??

* Now putting your hands on her youngest granddaughter??

* Alma maybe a old lady. But this lady is upper level thug

* She not only raise three children to adulthood with magical powers

* But created the very town you live in

* She will beat you

* There is a saying you shouldn’t mess with old ladies. It originated from her

Agustin and Julieta:

* Hahaha You’re fucked

* You fucked up

* The reason they are last is because when it comes to their children they are a team.

* It’s a no brainer

* Julieta will NOT heal you

* It’s a given fact

* Agustin is Mr. “I will ride or die for my family “ Madrigal

* We saw how he was ready to hide the vision from Alma. He would also hid a body too Felix

* My dude will let you fall and stomp on your hand pretending to be clumsy

* Go to Julieta for healing; she will give you the worse food and somehow her gift will not heal you but make you sick

* You will be at death’s door. Your family will ask for food to heal you.

* Julieta comes by herself and ask to be alone with you.

* Her smile was too wide to be normal when directed at you run

* “It’s such a shame, you got this bad” she will touch you gently as a concern person apologize

* “Maybe it’s karma for all your misdeeds” she looks at you with a fury in her eyes.

* Ones that strike so much fear in your weak body you start to cry

* She then gives you good food. To heal you.

* Agustin picks her up, he comes gives his well wishes while hoping you don’t get ill again

* “Or an poorly accident” his grin seemed a bit dark RUN

* “It would be such ashamed for an accident to happen at where you work” his grin sudden even more

* “I know Felix and I will help you” abort

* They both left. You got better but you think you got worse mentally

Is it a Enemy or a Child

In their line of work de-aging is not an uncommon occurrence.

Tim wouldn't say that it's a monthly occurrence but definitely a yearly one. What is unusual is the fact that it's a villain specifically Ras.  Seeing him experience the consequences of his actions is always a fun experience, but having a de aged version of one of your main nemesis is a little bit of a problem.

They've never seen him younger than the about 60 that he usually runs around us. In front of them was a 6 year old with a mix of black and white hair, with heterochromia that gave him red and green eyes. He wrapped himself in his original clothes that were way too big for him and glared at the heroes in front of him.

Nightwing is the first one to snap out of the shock.

“hey there buddy” Nightwing says in his usual victim tone as it's very obvious that the kid has no memories.

“don't come near me” The kid seems to look around, probably trying to figure out where he is “where's my mom?”

that breaks their hearts, with how old he is originally is there's no doubt in their mind that she's long dead.

“Something happened to you buddy that we're trying to figure out and if you could help us that would be great”  Nightwing tries to gently ignore the question and stare off into another topic.

“Mom doesn't leave me” he seem to be trying to make themselves seem brave but they can see the tears forming in the sides of his eyes ”did something happen to Ellie”

“how about you tell us your name, who Ellie is and what your mom's name is and we'll see about how we can reunite you. Is that okay?”

The child then looked around the room again. This kid version of Ras was trying to figure out if he could trust them.

“it's Dan, and that's all you're getting until you tell me where I am“

When they get back home they ask Alfred about what he knows about the One That got away AKA Danny

Alfred: I've only met Danny a couple of times but as you say Master Stephanie Bruce "fumble the bag" I was even upset at him when I found out how he broke up with Danny especially when I thought they were going to get married to each other

Jason : Really you thought Bruce of all people was going to open up and get with someone?!

Alfred: Yes master Jason I did if you saw the way those two looked at each other you would also believe that

Dick: Bruce really broke up with Danny with a notepad like I know he's emotionally stubborn but that's just jackass move

Alfred: believe me I believe Master Bruce knows that when the way he came home and sulk about it now excuse me Master Dick.

Alfred: I must go stop Master Bruce from trying to find Danny's summoning circle and trying to call him

Bruce was found in his bat costume with with a thing of roses in hands at a Lazarus Green glowing summoning circle begging the glowing green-eyed black haired man named Danny to give him another chance

Damien standing there watching this go down: Drake please put me out my misery so I don't have to watch father make a buffoon of himself.

Tim: if only if I kill you you'll kill me at the same time

Jason who is eating this up like a cheesy romantic comedy book: I want to leave and go grab some snacks but this is way too interesting and I don't want to miss any beat of it

Stephanie going along with Cass who already went to go grab some snacks to watch the garbage show go down

Dick: Wow?! just just wow he's mentioned The One That got away before but I never thought the one got away would be a whole otherworldly being

Duke: The other guy is so bright but this is so interesting and Step hand me some chips

The Batfam watching Bruce beg his ex get back with him after he broke up with him like a dumb dumb

DCxDP fan fic Idea: Danny Fenton's Ex

Danny wants to know that he did not go looking for a fight. He merely wanted to have some of the best hot dogs this side of the USA, in Tucker's words. The human world had changed a lot across differnt timelines but his best friend had assure him, this one was particually tasty.

He planned to pop in, hunt down the street cart filled with buns and meat, then pop out of Gotham. He was meant to visit for less than an hour at most.

He just happened to be at the wrong place and time. It really wasn't his fault! Danny had been minding his own business, using a paper map on the edge of a tall building (his phone had broken in the last ghost fight. Not that it would do any good since it wasn't connected to any living towers), squinting at the streets below, hoping to figure out where he was. The next thing he knew, an angry child leaped out at him with a sword.

Of course, he defended himself! The kid was doing some insane slashes in the air, and Danny had fought enough samurai ghosts to know not to underestimate how powerful a katana indeed was. He had been able to beat the child, encasing his arms in ecto-chains, after a full half hour of combat.

Danny had been dead tired- pun not intended- but just as he thought he was done, a second child had leaped out at him. This one carrying a bo-staff. It took another thirty minutes to beat this one, and just as he was gearing up for a lecture, a third child appeared.

She was wearing all purple and seemed to favor strong kicks. Danny had the bruise to prove it, but just as he could take her down—and stop the other two from escaping since they were attempting to do so—he was attacked by an actual shadow and her red bucket-head friend.

Now, those two were difficult to beat, especially when it was two vs. one. Shadow reacted as if she could predict all of his moves before he even made them, while Bucket Head made incredible shots with his guns covering her attacks.

Danny had already been expelled from his other two fights, so it was a miracle he was able to trick Shadow by allowing more of Phantom to bleed into his fighting style. She couldn't predict the dead!

He ended up on a roof with five children- okay, more like a child, two teenagers, and what could be the early twenties, but they were all young to him. Each was tied up securely with some of his own ecto-chains and glaring- he could feel the hate in their eyes even behind their masks- trying desperately to catch his breath.

"Oh boy, I'm not as young as I used to be. " He gasps between huffs. Maybe Sam was on to something when she lectured them for not having enough greens, normal exercise routines, or even taking vitamins. They really weren't teenagers anymore. "Ugh, I think I pulled something. I need to lie down..."

Just as Danny is allowing himself to slide to the floor, two more shadows jump at him. This time he's far too tired to dodge, and the blue one manages to land a drop kick to his chin. The force has Danny spinning in place, losing his balance, and slamming hard against the roof.

The tied-up children cheer, and if he wasn't a walking bruise right now, Danny would be half tempted to show them all a round two.

"Great Gatsby!" He cries out of reflex, rolling onto his back, ready to take a swing-

"Danny?" a new familiar voice cuts in. The sound is something Danny will never forget, even after all the years they have been apart. He used to fall asleep to that voice, muttering into his hair and warm arms wrapped around him, making promises never kept.

Danny whips his head around to see a man in a bat costume. He squits, studying the strong curve of a very familiar jaw and his voice-

"Wayne?" He blinks. Those lips- so familiar and different all in one- curve into a surprise, but please smile. Yes, that is definitely Bruce.

"Danny, I haven't seen you since-"

"You broke up with me through a letter on the hotel note-pad? A note-pad that I had to pay for since you touched it!?" Danny hisses, suddenly energized with pure, unadulterated rage. The man freezes.

"I, uh, see you're still upset about that." Wayne winces, shuffling on his feet- Bruce Wayne, the little human he found wandering the Infinite Realms, rescued, helped, trained, and had become human again to have the man dump him to "find himself."

Danny knew he found a lot of ladies on his self-discovery trip. He never forgave him. It has been embarrassing to have to return to the Realms to his friends' knowing eyes and his sister's sad shrug.

You knew a human could never understand or live with beings like us. We aren't like them anymore. She had told him. It was bond to end in disaster.

"What is happening?" The bow-staff kid asks

"I don't know, but I don't like it," Blue tells him.

Danny ignores them to glare at the man. "What the hell are you doing here, Wayne?"

Wayne frowns. "You used to call me Bruce."

"I used to do a lot of things, Wayne." Danny stands, gesturing to the group of people he has captured. "Can you kindly disappear again? I'm in the middle of something."

The man makes no move to leave. Instead, he tilts his head. "Those are my children."

"Of course they are." Danny rolls his eyes. "Tell them to not attack innocent tourists-"

"Are you here on vacation? Would you like me to give you a tour?"

The familiar words- the ones from their first date- make rage boil in his core. "Oh, go burn in the worst levels of hell!"

He doesn't stick around for a reply, twisting in a tight circle and ripping a hole into the Realms. He ignores Wayne's call of his name; it's too late- fifteen years too late- and shifts back into Phantom.

He prays he never sees that deadbeat again. Or the family his wife gave him. Not that Danny cares; it's been years, and he could care less what Bruce Wayne and his stupid kin got up to.

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"Bruce, I say this with all my heart, what the fuck was that?"

"That was the one I let get away."

There is a moment of silence before Damian speaks up. "I demand to be taken out of my misery. Mercy, kill me now, Drake."

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