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A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

bnha + egyptian deities 

Dad!Might & Fem!Deku headcanons

The first time he saw Deku’s hero outfit he threw a blanket (most likely Aizawa’s) at her and death glared all the boys in the group.

He is always like a hawk watching over for Deku. Aizawa thinks it’s creepy and that he’s going to get himself arrested.

He is a little old fashioned. He has this urge to keep Deku’s virtue intact until she is 29 and gets married.

He thinks no one is good enough to marry her.

He supports Bakugou to be a great hero. Still he threatens him when no one is watching.

Every time Deku is alone with a boy, or a group of boys he appears out of the blue, smiling and with a hand on her shoulder. 

The guys in U.A. High think he is scary.

He is always sending threateningly glances at Kacchan and Todoroki.

He redesigned Deku’s outfit.

He cried when she didn’t like it.

Deku still wears it, because All Might made it for her.

Aizawa is sick-tired of All Might always asking him to go easy on his little girl. 

Deku is happy to invite All Might over for dinner. So is her mum.

He doesn’t even need an invitation now.

Deku almost kills herself when she accidentally called All Might dad instead of Teacher in front of everybody.

All Might was fully blessed by it for a whole month.

Aizawa needed a lot of will power to not choke the man to death because he was tired of it.

Somewhere in that time, All Might started to check adoption requirements.

Todoroki is still scared for life due to All Might’s threats. Every time he talks to the green-haired girl, he is at least 1 feet away from her.

Kacchan can’t care less.. He knows he has the power to make the Symbol of peace mad and he likes it.

When Deku confessed to All Might she likes someone he cried for an entire week.

This time, Aizawa kicked him…. He needs his sleep.

All Might thought about converting Deku into christianity…. and make her take the purity vows.

Deku, politely, refused the offer.

He always spies on missions and practice to make sure his girl is alright.

One time, Deku knitted him a sweater for Christmas. He doesn’t take it off and shows it even in summer. 

All Might taught Deku how to make Western food, he even wears an apron Deku gave to him.

Deku taught him how to bake in return. These two love to make food and eat it together.

He pushes Deku ‘till her limits, because he knows she can do better. But if someone else tries to do so he gets mad.

He photobombs all the group’s photos … only when Deku is placed between boys or one of then has their masculine (full of boy cooties) hands on her (waist, shoulder).

When Deku is feeling down, he cosplays as Magical girls to make her feel better.

He drops chocolate bars every now and then for Deku to find when she is in that time of the month.

Deku suffers of awful-strong cramps and tends to be moody and copy Kaccha’s behavior.

All Might bought her a hand-size dog. Beside it is cute, he read in a gossip magazine that the heat the dogs have helps to calm the cramps if placed in the stomach.

Deku smiled, not knowing how to tell her favorite hero that he shouldn’t believe everything that those magazines say.

bruce is doing a justice league thing and superman’s like “we need an acrobat to complete this mission!” and bruce gets so excited (but like. dark knight™ excited.) because he gets to call dick!!!!!! his son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you think the dolls and Conner would react if they were suddenly in the world of RozonRozark's "Cheshire"?

Conner is not happy. He acts as Marinette's friend. Gives Adrien dark looks when he tries to approach her. Gives Chloe evil glares. And is completely unaffected by her attempts to blackmail him since joke's on her! He's from another universe!

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Chaton doesn't like that Mama is hurting. He clutches onto her and will. Not. Let. Go.

Not until Plagg tries to help. Then he clutches Plagg just as insistently. And takes to petting him.

Chaton will heal their hearts with cuddles and pets!

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Littlebug disappears when Conner isn't looking.

She returns a few hours later.

Chloe does not return at all.

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A DC AU

I saw a post a while back about an AU where Riddler runs escape rooms, and it inspired me to write this.

In Arkham, there is a small group of inmates who were grunts or something (not important), who are experimenting with a new form of rehabilitation. It will allow them to learn social skills, have some fun… learn LEGAL ways to solve problems. A guard sits these people down at a table, and they play DnD. The guard is the Dungeon Master, the inmates are players. The guard is also there to make sure nobody gets hurt, but it hasn’t really been a problem.

As this program shows more promise, they decide to first let one of the inmates DM, under the supervision of the guard. Then, the Guard just becomes a player (officially, he’s watching them, but it’s more of a formality at this point.) It gets to a point that the program has actually helped rehabilitate some of the inmates, so they decide to slowly expand the program to higher profile cases. They would include 1 Villain (not Joker, that decision was unanimous). They needed to pick someone who they felt would actually take to this kind of rehabilitation, and there was only 1 obvious choice.

Edward Nigma. Aka- The Riddler.

When he starts, he’s skeptical, but once they tell him there are puzzles that are hard, he is interested. He takes to the game like a fish to water. As time goes on, Riddler has learned enough about the game to DM for himself. They’re worried dealing with characters finding solutions he wouldn’t think of might set him off, but the opposite occurred. It seemed to encourage him to create better puzzles and riddles in the game. The other inmates LOVED Riddler DMing. He wasn’t much for combat, but that was already kinda… difficult to justify some times (“No sir, I do not ACTUALLY have a weapon, OR want to attack another inmate! It’s part of the game, I promise!”)

As Riddler became more popular as a DM, they did the math and realized he hadn’t broken out of Arkham once since he became invested in the game and later DMing. The slowly included more villains.

First, Two Face. Then Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and finally Killer Croc and Bane (when asked about the last additions, the Arkham Board admitted they simply didn’t want their 2 strongest inmates to spend every day working out). They didn’t take to the program as quickly as Riddler did, but they slowly warmed to it. Harley seemed to be the first to become invested, playing a Redemption Paladin who’s power healed wounds, and sweet words healed hearts. In this Universe, the game helps her work out some issues she hasn’t realized yet, and she broke things off with Joker.

As word spread outside Akrham about this group of Villains that met every week, people became curious, others became concerned. Rumors start to spread, that they are using the game as a cover to make evil plans! To put peoples minds at ease, the Warden allowed one of the guards to record their game on his cell phone and post it online for people to watch. The Warden believed this would simply calm the masses and it would be business as usual.

But he was wrong.

The video went viral. People all over wanted to know more about this Villain DnD game. This also corresponded to when these particular villains were to be reviewed, and possibly released depending on their progress. Almost all of them (Bane simply didn’t care for games. He would rather break the bat) were put on probation and let out. They were each given a set of dice and their character sheets, as a reward for finishing the program successfully. Upon leaving, all of them decided to meet somewhere next week to continue the game. They’re all worried about how they will make things work, but are determined to keep playing. Nigma managed to get a cheap apartment, so everyone met there.

After a couple of minutes of playing, there is a knock on the door. When he opens the door, there is a FedEx delivery guy, and he has Nigma sign for a package. When the delivery guy leaves, Nigma opens the box. Inside is a letter, on top of some shiny black chrome computer equipment. He opens the letter, and it is from Batman, of all people! He heard of their progress, and was actually very happy he doesn’t have to fight them anymore. Knowing their predicament, he proposes an idea- an online DnD show. So many people loved the video the Warden posted, imagine how many people would tune in to see them do it live.

So, the villains worked together, making a weekly DnD show. The show is called “Riddle me this!” Since Nigma would still be the Dungeon Master. They were very surprised that, once they started becoming popular, they got a corporate sponsorship from Wayne Enterprises (”I own several streaming services, and a few television networks. This seems like a sure thing” the Sponsorship offer said”). But all their money problems were pretty much solved, and they were happy.

The kicker? Batman would sometimes make Guest Appearances, when he wasn’t fighting crime. But, never as a player. Only as a guest DM.

Riddler had Batman run combat, because he was better at it, and he had Batman play the BBEG, which made them laugh every time.

now for those curious on their names let’s cover them here. and if you’re gonna complain about plagiarism since these are the names of the weapons the girls of Date A Live wield it’s cause their weapons are based on these angels names.

we have…

Michael of Faith

Sariel of Kindness

Uriel of Patience

Gabriel of Chastity

Metatron of Charity

Raphael of Temperance

and

Sandalphon of Dilligence

hope this helps in knowing who each one is.

How I imagine Americans to make food.