Variusandmany - I Repost So I Don't Forget

Can you write a scenario where Iida keep doing accidental innuendos while speaking to the class and they just lose it and laugh their ass off while he has no clue of what is going on?

My brain every day: comes up with numerous sexual innuendos up the ass

My brain trying to write this: …what 

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“Alright guys! We have to keep thrusting forward! Quicker, faster, harder let’s go! Push yourselves!”

Iida’s booming voice rang throughout the training room, trying to motivate his fellow classmates through their free work out day. However, he stopped his sprints and looked at them all in confusion when he heard them chucked at his words, mainly Kaminari and Sero who also seemed to be giving each other a look.

“Stop goofing off and go work on that power rack, and make sure to spot each other!” he instructed them while pointing to the various weight machines. Another snicker came from the two of them but Iida chose to ignore it. 

His attention was grabbed when he head Ashido’s voice excitedly cheering and he looked over to see her standing next to Jirou, both of them standing over Yaoyorozu as she was planking. “Ah, good job girls! Way to double team Yaoyorozu with positivity!”

“Wha-” Yaoyorozu’s face was red as she dropped from her plank, grunting as she hit the ground hard. Jirou just looked up at Iida, unblinking, while Ashido began to laugh, trying to muffle the sound with her hand. 

“Hm? What’s so funny?”

Ashido managed to speak between laughs, “N-nothing Iida.” She wasn’t going to tell him just yet, finding too much amusement in how clueless he was.

“Well, alright then. If you need me, I’m just going to go over there to clean and jerk.”

“IIDA!” Yaoyorozu and Jirou shouted before they started to laugh as well.

“What?” he asked, looking around as he saw others watching them and some laughing as well. “I mean, I could work on my snatch instead,” he thought out loud, debating the pros and cons of the different weight lifting styles in his head. 

Then the laughter increased in volume and Iida was more confused than ever, looking around to see the majority of his classmates clutching their stomachs while some were even on the ground. Even Aizawa who was sat in the corner observing them was rolling his eyes and chuckling to himself. Iida’s patience of not knowing was starting to get on his nerves.

“Can someone please tell me what’s so funny?”

Ruby/Nora/Penny reacting to their S/O's semblance ability that can freeze time for 13 seconds but puts a massive strain on their heart.

Ruby:

-she thinks your semblence is the coolest one she has ever seen.

-until she discovers the downside of it, she will then beg you not to use it in fear of you having a heart attack or worse killing yourself.

-if you have no choice, but to use it she will cry when she sees you kneeling in pain clutching your heart and will then restrict you to bed and become your personal maid until you are better.

Nora:

-she loves that you can kick absolute ass when everything is stopped.

-nora has lost virtually everything when she was younger so she would slap you with tears welling up in her eyes saying that she forbids from ever using your semblence ever again. 

-if you have to use it, it would be one of the few things that would make nora break down and cry and your near unconscious form.

Penny:

-she is impressed stating that such a semblence will come in handy.

-being an android she would instantly scan something wrong with your heart and would then inquire about it.

-when she discovers the unfortunate effect your semblence has she would ask that you refrain from using it unless you have no choice. 

Ignored

In canon, between the slime villain incident and the U.A. entrance exam, Bakugou ignores Izuku.

In this AU, he doesn’t.

Bakugou is frustrated by his own helplessness when Slime attacked and he takes it out on Izuku.

Izuku is worried that someone else would be a better successor and constantly goes back and forth between thinking, “All Might chose me,” and “He chose me on a whim.”

He keeps thinking he should give All Might the chance to back out but he’s too terrified to actually do it and it makes feel like a coward. He puts himself down a lot and his classmates and teachers do the same.

It’s pretty obvious to Toshinori that Izuku is being badly bullied when he shows up to training with burns on his skin in the shape of a hand.

Toshinori realizes how bad Izuku has it but he doesn’t know what to do about it so he invites Naomasa to meet Izuku. Since Naomasa is a detective, he ought to know what can be done about the bullying.

But on the way to meet Toshinori, Naomasa passes by the school where Izuku is being severely bullied. Toshinori goes to the police station where Izuku is being patched up and Bakugou is facing assault charges.

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bnha + untranslatable hindi words

Izuku: *walking down the hallway with Tsuyu when he notices her looking a bit down.* Is something wrong Tsu?

Tsuyu: It’s nothing Izuku.

Izuku: Tsu, its okay. You can tell me.

Tsuyu: …

Izuku: … Okay but just remember that I here for you when you are ready to talk. *He sighed before smiling at her.*

Tsuyu: Kero. *Tsuyu blushes slightly before muttering.* I really want to hold hands. Kero.

Izuku: Oh… *Izuku muttered back frowning in disappointment do to the fact they are both holding stacks of papers preventing them from holding hands.* … Wait. I have an idea.

Tsuyu: Kero?

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Nemuri: *Sitting at her desk walk the door open.* Ah It’s about time you two got here. Thank you for bringing me… the… papers… *As she turned she came face to face with Izuku and Tsuyu walking in holding the stacks of paper and more noticable how happy they look with their tongues out, nameless Tsuyu’s wrapped around his.*

Izuku: M-Mere uou go. *Izuku said slightly happier with pink cheeks*

Tsuyu: Glad to help. Kero. *Tsuyu spoke normally smiling happily as she released Izuku’s tongue after they set down the paper, bowing to their teacher and walking out the office holding hands.*

Nemuri: … *Midnight then places her hands together inhaling deeply before turning around to All Might who sat there completely unfazed.* I am having a really hard time trying to figure out if that was super cute of super hot.

All Might: *Looks at Midnight for exactly two seconds before turning back to his work.* Take a cold shower Midnight.

Lightning sketches from today! Thanks to Dissidia NT I can cherish her again

Also Lightning was a model for Louis Vuitton, Calvin Klein isn’t so far fetched anymore

Toga: Ok, get Izuku and Ochacko to love me and stop them from being heroes. Easy

[a few months later]

Toga, after getting her provisional license: ....wait I think I missed a step.

This is it, this is the AU and it's why I find it so funny. She goes through her entire redemption arc and saves everyone and she does it all completely by accident

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?