Yall Freaky, Pegasus, Come Get Yo Lovers. Can't Have A Normal Fucking Breakfast At Denny's.

Bruh why my Pinterest cooking me like a Sunday roast

stg some of the people i've seen on tiktok when i was on a daily doom scroll make me want to turn religious for the sole purpoue to manifest them getting the most horrendous sun burn from Apollo

are people going to shoot me if i say ive never had a dr pepper, or a sprite in my entire life

Ferry probably had written a wattpad style fanfic in some journal they keep locked like it's the holy grail because they'd rather tear their skin off again, plus their nervous system, rather than give ANYBODY, the right to sneak peak in there. Especially Gabriel because there's this awkward smut scene in there where they fuck raw and nasty.

Do you think ferrygabe from the Ferryman’s pov feels like a Harry Styles x Reader wattpad fanfic

@dynafire Pookie, pooks

Headcannon

V1 stores their weapons in their wings, right?

They think everyone have some sort of hidden storage to keep something, it was built with storage, why wouldn't anybody else have some sort of storage?

Since it kept its own weapons in its wings, the first time they see Gabriel in person they think he also stores his own weapons (spears mostly) in his wings

So, because they think that it would be an absolutely dogshit advantage to take away the one thing an enemy has to access their weapons (they like challenges, they think this is akin to cheating), they keep a close eye on the bullets they fire, making sure none hit Gabriel's wings

Later when they start their relationship, and sparring, V1 still makes sure that any time they do accidently hurt Gabriel's wings, they apologise and cling to him like a clingy guard dog because they think he'd be defenceless

And when Gabriel finally manages to explain to them that that is not the case, they're a little embarrassed, but also try using the excuse of "They're a vital part of your being, why would I take that away?"

Minos x V1 is so cute tho, like it's pretty awesome honestly

They're like an Old money calm guy × ranked player nerdy partner

Can't use a phone to save their life x Chronically online with the most botched slang

The snakes immediatly loving V1 because of how warm they can get and just clinging to them

Minos trying to teach them how to rearrange flowers in one of the gardens in some hidden part of lust that nobody but himself knew of

V1 trying to look what might be in the void of darkness that's Minos's face

Both bonding over how the two have neither a mouth or a true face

V1 needing a dictionary and a half just to understand what Minos is saying bc the mf is so old he literally speaks in what sounds like riddles

Minos always having the best lines and words to make them flustered

THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE

AND I AM SO PISSY RIGHT NOW THAT THERES SO LITTLE CONTENT OF THEM

where is the v1 x sisyphus art where

i am alone

this barren dessert

these golden wastelands

there is no machine

and there is no warrior

where are the lovers

WHERE

Getting scratches from v1 kitty. V1 kitty destroying all the leather furniture. V1 kitty chasing after birb Gabriel. V1 kitty getting stuck in a tree.

I love that little thing. My beloved.

v1 headscratches. v1 chin scratches. v1 belly rubs. v1 big stretch. v1 biscuits. v1 kitty.

I just love the thought of V1 aside from having this fast paced, brain melting, loud metal music in the Cybergrind, they also have stuff like Chappel Roan, or the Ultrakill equivalent of her on their playlist.

Like whenever they feel in a certain mood they play an entire playlist of love songs, and just dance with the husks they kill, basically having a moment to themselves.

And the terminals are just happy to supply the props because they absolutely love how much V1 gets into these little dances and scenarios.

need me a pad or a tampon with a fucken image of V1 instead of those little flowers there, it'd be so funny

matter of fact, all editions of all machines as a tampon

with a "The blood still goes somewhere!" slogan as your coochie clots fall onto the image of your favorite ultrakill robot

I'm actually going to sob

I accidently deleted all my camera pictures on accident

I had so much shit there

Like deadass

So many pictures of my cat, of my family, of my friends, of memories

I'm a joke

I can't belive it.

How could I have been so stupid.

I'm so sorry