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Is it something like this??? If there was potential in this poly??

New ship alert

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Hewo :3

I want to ask... Erm.... Do you meet people in Tumblr? If you don't mind, I'd talk to you, you have really cool posts!

Ultraplush

SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can be frinds!!! I'd be happy with being your friend!! :3

YEEEESSSS THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

LIKE THEY'D BE ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE TOGETHER.

IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY

BALLS OFF THE WALLS BLOOD CRAZED MACHINE AND THEIR FIGHT LOVING BOYFRIEND ABSOLUTELY READY TO SMACK THEM DOWN LIKE A FLY

LITERALLY

I can just imagen Sisyphus holding them like a cat and saying "This is the creature I found. I've never loved something more that has tried putting my head on a platter."

and V1 is like "I pulled this mf by beating the fuck out of him, and he also kind of rocked my shit. But dam he was kind of hot doing it."

OH HOW I LOVE THE RAREPAIRINGS

We got V1 hateclub (Gabriel x V2)

And now bloodied suns (Sisyphus x V1)

Idk about the name tho, maybe there's a better one i love this so goddam much.

God please more rarepairings like these. Please more unhinged pairings. Like Earthmover x Leviathan.

where is the v1 x sisyphus art where

i am alone

this barren dessert

these golden wastelands

there is no machine

and there is no warrior

where are the lovers

WHERE

This is purely for the hate of it.

I am solely ranting because of the hate I garner for all the nasty bastard boys in all my years in the education system.

All of them are failing every single class known to man, drinking, smoking, making themselves to be an entire circus when nobody has even consented to give money for the tickets

They make my skin crawl, anytime I have to spend more than 10 minutes in the vascinity of these shit stains that gained consciousness it makes me want to curse out god.

I despise their existence, i weep for their mothers, and I pray for their fathers. Barely any of them should have even been in the 8th grade when they're dam near 18.

The only thing they haven't failed is their ego, as its big enough to feed the entire world.

The splatters of roadkill on the tires of their broken Hondas are more valuable than their own souls.

They are the very reason why people tell us to stay in school, but you can't even stay in school when such creatures exist in the halls of the building.

The only reason I pray is so they could face the horrible reality of the world. I pray for them to have the horrible ends of their existence. I pray so that they stop being a burden for the entire nation.

Pain is the only thing i wish they ever felt, the pain their mothers felt, the pain their families felt when such abominations as them crawled out of the cracks of Hell and surfaced onto the world. With the rarest of the rare audacities that could only be found on a 30 hour quest that would make the strongest sob.

If I could only live as blissfully unaware as they did in life. If only I was dropped down the stairs and hit every corner with the soft spot on my noggin, maybe I'd also act like such a pain to the world. But I was given a brain made from flesh and not mud.

Ignorance is bliss but they are such harlots for the attention that there can't even be ignorance, with bliss only being a promising kiss in my hopeful dreams.

There is nothing in this world that makes me despise my entire existence, as school boys that think they're above all else. I despise the teachers that are so lenient to them, but suffer abuse every day. I despise the system that let's them do this so freely. I despise every aspect of them. And I cannot do anything other than plead with the so called authority of the education system, that won't do anything. I weep and cry for the parents, but also gnash my teeth at them like the trapped mutt that I am because they do nothing for the behavior of their sons.

The Ultrakill fanchild meeting

Pegasus belongs to @ultrademonkiller737

Zephy belongs to @daryma13

And the creature with two tails is my own fanchild!

Yall freaky, Pegasus, come get yo lovers. Can't have a normal fucking breakfast at Denny's.

- My Oc Cassie probably.

@ultrademonkiller737

One of my favorite things about being a multishipper is that I have the free will to think, draw, and write about V1 being absolutely raw dog BRED by one partner.

Then being cuddled and kissed by another one of their partners.

And THEN be able to write/draw the most guttural heart aching angst that will bring me to tears, with a third.

I love when i see the trope of "son leaving home and finding himself a team that he's now in charge of" and "dad who was also previously a leader visiting his son to see how hes doing" and then the dad sees just how much his son has grown, and no longer needs him to take care of the situation and how he starts feeling like he isnt needed anymore but his son shows him he still is an important role in his life.

Really love those tropes, especially the part where the dad is realizing his son is being an amazing leader and doesn't need him anymore to hold his hand and feels a weird sense of longing to continue helping his son and just can't fathom the fact that his son isn't a little boy anymore.

Looks kind of bad, could have done better.

Plus this is the oc I've talked so long about Nava or N4VIA. The fourth of a generation of medical bots created during the new peace and probably the second biggest simp for V1 aside from Gabriel

The via in their name is just a little thing added by the people they worked with.

@dynafire Pookie, pooks

Headcannon

V1 stores their weapons in their wings, right?

They think everyone have some sort of hidden storage to keep something, it was built with storage, why wouldn't anybody else have some sort of storage?

Since it kept its own weapons in its wings, the first time they see Gabriel in person they think he also stores his own weapons (spears mostly) in his wings

So, because they think that it would be an absolutely dogshit advantage to take away the one thing an enemy has to access their weapons (they like challenges, they think this is akin to cheating), they keep a close eye on the bullets they fire, making sure none hit Gabriel's wings

Later when they start their relationship, and sparring, V1 still makes sure that any time they do accidently hurt Gabriel's wings, they apologise and cling to him like a clingy guard dog because they think he'd be defenceless

And when Gabriel finally manages to explain to them that that is not the case, they're a little embarrassed, but also try using the excuse of "They're a vital part of your being, why would I take that away?"