Thinking About How Odysseus Carved The Wedding Bed Out Of An Olive Tree, Which Means The Bed Is Rooted

He and I go back a long time. (crowley's version || insp.)

The fact that Rise gave Splinter not one but TWO love interests will never not be funny to me.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Do you guys like this horse i drew

i think Puss in Boots and Sun Wukong would be friends

that’s it, that’s the post

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

gay month

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

i love this guy. the splotch