I Love Freedom Fries Having A Serious Dynamic Of Slow Burn And Building A Relationship, But I Also Really

with sans it's like... he works by bugs bunny rules, as in his sexuality is whoever it's funniest to kiss at any given moment, except god didn't give him lips so now he's just doing whatever.

God Gale as a motivational coach and his guest Astarion lul

Run before they are trying to sell you some NFT's!

Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.

Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.

Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.

Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.

…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.

I don't know how you can look at sans' pacifist arc which is all about letting himself care about the future again and rekindling that ember of hope he never truly lost in the shape of this tiny, sensational, cosmically terrifying human kid in order to finally move on from his past life and fully live the life he has NOW with his new friends, trusting said kid with his story, letting them know it's okay (sans with a lot of people you don't recognize. you and sans with all of your friends. it doesn't matter, he looks happy)

...and then go "i think post pacifist frisk would hate him".

that adds nothing to the characters and it's so needlessly mean spirited it becomes straight up cheap. hate him for what? not keeping his promise in full? letting them die? this kid fought a god and won, frisk doesn't give a crap about dying! the only times they react to death in any capacity in canon it's:

1) someone else's death (which they caused)

2) a way to make their opponent feel bad and stop fighting

3) after flowey takes their SAVE powers.

this kid gets beaten to death by asgore an uncountable number of times and they still trot over to gerson in the epilogue to be like "is he a goat? is he immortal? okay but what if he adopted me, could he adopt me? i'm very adoptable you know". be real now.

i feel like people often forget that medic is inherently just a weird ass dude.

like. the line between him and the ‘mad scientist trope’ traits is blurred but not invisible. He’s a mad scientist when he’s losing himself at a major breakthrough in an experiment or during surgery. He’s a funky dude when he thinks that the little bread monster likes him. He’s a mad scientist when he’s sewing the animal organs into the classic team. He’s funky when he’s shouting ‘HELLO FRAULEINS!!’ at the top of his lungs (a legitimate voiceline that he does have). He’s a mad scientist when he’s shouting ‘I am the angry bird god of the Badlands, fear me’.

The perfect mix of the two is when he’s crazy enough to lie to cheavy, but weird enough that it’s believable.

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

scout, pauling here. the administrator wants me to tell you to stop sending death threats to spy on animal jam. of course she knows. scout these are company computers. no i, no. i don't care if sniper was doing it too. she wants you to stop. look i don't care who started it but she needs you for this job and you have to stop. no, scout. no I don't know how the filters work. just stop talking and listen to me scout. stop it.

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

listen when you lose an online art competition against your art rival sometimes you just gotta be mean about their art and not be judged for it and thats what big brothers are there for