Dulé Hill Deserves An Emmy For This Performance 

There are way too many attractive murderers on tv and I hate it because I make excuses for them. I’m like, “yeah they murder girls my age but he’s an absolute snack”

Jim: You can’t expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach.

Mycroft: I’d prefer you didn’t stab anyone at all.

Crowley: Introducing a new alignment-

Crowley: Chaotic lawful.

Crowley: I have a strict moral code, but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels "intrinsically feminine" is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career

Today is Holocaust Memorial Day and being Jewish is a blessing and I'm proud. But it's also terrifying. I have a Star of David tattoo on my wrist and I feel like I have to cover it up. Sadly, I can cover my wrist and no one will know, but a person of color isn't so lucky. Racists and prejudice people need to be punished!

Sam: What are you looking for, Terminator?

Bucky: My will to live.

Sam: Wha-

You: *walks in the room*

Bucky: Nevermind, I found it.

And the winner of the most relatable comment goes to...

Bad Amelia. You keep your feeling to yourself so you can maintain good friendships because good friends are too difficult to find. *sighs* :/

Peggy: I love this whole "good cop/bad cop" thing you two have going.

Daniel: It's not really a thing . It's more like I'm nice, Jack is not

Reblog if you support Brendon Urie coming out as Pansexual

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby