Reblog If You Support Brendon Urie Coming Out As Pansexual

bucky barnes buying an entire ranch and growing a dick-long beard after iw cause hes a hundred years old and he doesnt give a shit anymore. tony comes to him to ask him if he wants to join the avengers now and bucky goes “no thanks but i could acquaint you with my new team. meet tony bark, steed rogers and natasha romancalf. oh, and theres mark Buffalo” and tony just :) awkwardly and leaves forever

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

Anyone else feel lost?

I don’t know what is happening in my life anymore and I want to know if there are others that feel the same. But everyday is the same and everyday I yearn more and more for some sort of shift into a fictional world or some feeling...but I’m stuck crying over my comfort characters, feeling absolutely helpless. How do I live in the moment? How do I feel something?

Fictional men > reality

Reblog if you are not afraid to have our lord and savior, James Buchanan Barnes on your dashboard. Only 10% of people will reblog 😤😤😤

tw addiction

John Mulaney has checked himself into rehab for cocaine and alcohol abuse. Addiction is a medical disorder and admitting you need help is one of the bravest things you can do. Jokes about John Mulaney's situation are at best inappropriate and at worst cruel. If I see anyone joking about this I will block you. Please join me in sending light, love, and healing to a man who has brought us all so much joy and laughter.

Do you think I go outside?

😂😂😂😂

Long before you were born, your father promised his firstborn to otherworldly beings in exchange for power. In a twist of fate, your mother also promised her firstborn to dark gods.

So I hear this is the new meme.

Bonus fandom one because my friend asked: