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Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

gen z vernacular really is just a mashup of john mulaney quotes vines and gay jokes

im not joking when i say that this meme single handedly got me invested in learning how the fuck electrical production works small scale so that i could explain it to somebody from a millennium ago

“You either die an idiot, or live long enough to be turned in to an enhanced idiot. -Bucky”

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Kaz Brekker. That’s it. Reblog if you agree.

Tag Yourself Meme - Hannibal Edition 

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Here is a dancing dylan. I hope your day is good🌙

“everyone loves you.” Henry said, “even the crazies!”

“Jefferson isn’t that crazy, he’s just misunderstood.” you stated.

“so thats what they like about you.” Henry said knowingly, “you seem to attract the stereotypically bad boys and that makes sense if you always want to help them. you know what? maybe you’ll be good for this town.”

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Im at lunch with my close guys friends. We're talking about if Apple made nukes called Inukes and we could tell Alexa to drop nukes on China or something whenever we wanted. Help.