Formiga — Brazil’s Legendary Defensive Midfielder With Over 180 Caps For Her National Team And Paris

EVERYONE GET UP VELMA IS FINALLY CANON CANON IN THE MOVIES LETS GOOO

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

Don’t give a kazoo to an emo kid (credit: https://m.youtube.com/user/MeDinosaurGawjus )

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Again...I tried to scroll past this

Tony: hey, kiddo, how’ve you been? How’s school?

Peter, a struggling™️ teen: I am a festive piñata and God is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce.

Tony:

Loki walks in the room: same

Agatha asking all the questions I have been asking since Age of Ultron.

How Pan Shows His Love For You

Because we all know he isn’t the most openly affectionate or emotional.

Always making sure you’re okay when things get intimate between you two.

Bringing you handfuls of flowers as an apology after a fight.

Making sure that you’re the first to eat at every meal.

Wrapping you in extra blankets on particularly chilly nights.

Mumbling ‘mine’ between kisses to reassure himself (and you) that you truly do only belong to him.

Teaching you protection and healing spells, because he worries that someday he won’t be there to help.

Memorizing every little thing about yourself that you tell him, such as your favorite flower and favorite color.

Shyly whispering that he loves you. He doesn’t do it often, and it means the world to you when he does.

”I don’t want you going alone, I’m coming with you.”

Knowing every single one of your emotions and giveaways to know how you’re feeling inside, from facial expressions to the tone of your voice.

Worrying about you constantly, though he may not always vocalize it.

Being really overprotective.

”I care about you, princess. I promise I do.”

Getting jealous really easily.

Becoming restless when he isn’t sure where you are.

Telling you every secret of his and never being dishonest with you.

Tracing ‘I love you’ on your skin as you fall asleep at night.

Threatening to hurt anybody who hurts you.

Having Felix watch over you when he isn’t around.

Showing you his favorite scenic areas on the island and exploring with you.

Trusting you with all his heart.

(requested)

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