NEWTMAS HEADCANON: Thomas Observing Newt & Daydreaming

allow yourself to be proud of yourself and all the progress you’ve made

especially the progress that no one else has seen

Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.

You are a queen

YOU MORTAL FOOL

I AM THE QUEEN HERSELF

If someone hails the Soviet Union they can look at my left ass-cheek

i swear i was being sarcastic

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DATING ISAAC LAHEY WOULD INCLUDE-

(WOOOO another one lost in my drafts! Isaac baby I MISS you)

Isaac’s had a crush on you for years, but he’s very shy and he can never really build up the courage to do much more than stare at you from across the library

He shows up at the little coffee shop you work at every saturday morning just to see you, but he always leaves before you build up the courage to go start a conversation with the curly haired boy

He catches himself doodling your name with his last name, and groans while he buries his face in his hands as he realizes how screwed he is

You catch him looking at you one day, and send him a small smile that makes him drop the stack of books he’d been holding

You literally run into him in the hall one day, sending both of your books flying everywhere

“We really have to stop meeting like this, Lahey.”

“You know my name?” He stutters out in disbelief as he hands you your science textbook

“Of course I do. Your name is Isaac Lahey, and you come to the coffee shop I work at every saturday, and you also sit behind me in history and make cheesy jokes under your breath when you think no one is listening.” You grin at him, blushing a little

He’s stunned and a little dazed that you’re actually speaking to him, but brushes off his shock to send you a heartbreaking smile

“And you’re Y/N, and you sit in front of me in history and laugh at my cheesy jokes when you think no one can hear you.”

“Do you want to go get coffee or something?” You ask him as the bell rings, not quite wanting to stop talking to the cute and surprisingly funny curly haired boy

“I’m taking that as a yes.” You grab his arm as his jaw drops in shock, leading him out towards your car

The car ride to the little cafe down the street is filled with you singing along mindlessly to Isaac’s favorite song as he soaks in the fact that holy shit, the girl I’ve been crushing on since first grade is going out to get coffee with me

That’s the moment when Isaac knows he’s really fallen for you, and hard

After ordering, he asks why a girl like you wants to be seen around a guy like him, and you have to stifle a laugh

“Because any girl would kill to be seen around a guy like you. Those assholes back at school don’t know what they’re talking about.”

He’s too shy to ask for your number, but when driving him home, you slip a sticky note with your number on it into his hand with a smirk as he gets out of your car 

You guys become really great friends after that, and even though he’s still kinda shy and reserved you have no problem breaking down those barriers

You guys continue leave each other sticky notes plastered everywhere, with reminders and little notes that make each other smile (a tradition that never really fades)

Screw butterflies, you give him the whole goddamn zoo

Everything from shared smiles from across the library to accidental brushing of hands sends Isaac’s heartbeat off the charts

You’ve noted that he has a habit of running his hands through his hair when he’s nervous, and can’t help but wonder what makes him so nervous every time he’s around you

You can instantly tell when he’s lying about getting those bruises from falling down the stairs, but you don’t demand answers or push

He confesses about his father’s abuse to you at your house when studying, and you spend the rest of the night consoling him.

“Any time you need a safe place to stay, I’m just down the street. Okay? I’m always just a phone call and a few miles away.”

After he gets the bite, you’re the first person he comes to

He’s crying as he tells you everything because he’s afraid you’ll hate him for becoming a monster, and he doesn’t want to lose the one thing that he actually cares about 

“Hey, you’ll never lose me, okay? I’m here through thick and thin.”

You pulling him in to a hug, his arms wrapped around you in his signature bone crushing hug that never fails to make you feel like everything is going to be alright

The bite gives him a whole new outlook on life, and you can’t help but smile at his newfound attitude

Isaac’s new confidence is definitely a turn on..

He shows up at school in a black leather jacket, wearing a smirk that makes your knees go weak, and it takes all your might not to kiss him senseless right then and there

“Well, hello beautiful.”

You roll your eyes with a laugh as he leans lazily against the locker next to yours, not noticing him looking at you with something akin to awe in his eyes

“So, you know how now that I got the bite, and I’m going to be living with Derek and everything now… Well, I wanted to thank you- well, I wanted to tell you… That, I-” Isaac stutters out, his nervousness showing through his collected exterior

“Isaac, are you okay?” You ask in concern, gently closing your locker and facing him so that your face is only inches away from his own

“I wanted to tell you something important.” He chokes out, sighing lightly as he takes your hand in his. “And if I don’t get this out now, I’ll never tell you. Y/N, the truth is that I’ve had a crush on you since the first grade, and I-”

Then your lips are on his and your hands tugging him closer by his leather jacket, unable to help yourself from kissing the incredibly sweet boy who had stolen your heart

Isaac tenses a little in surprise before melting into the kiss, gripping your waist firmly as he pulls you closer to him

“We should have down that a lot sooner.” He whispers breathlessly as he rests his forehead against yours after pulling away, and the grin on his face is something that you’ll never forget

“A lot sooner, Lahey.”

That leather jacket and self assured smirk drives you insane all throughout the following periods, and you’re confident that he knows exactly what he’s doing

Isaac is actually relatively clueless as to the affect he has on you, so he’s more than a little surprised and confused by the text you send him requesting that he meet you in the hall

Needless to say, you can be found third period in coach’s empty office, with you on top of the desk and hands in his hair in a heated make out session

“Did I ever tell you that you have a really great ass? Because I’m totally getting a new level of appreciation for it right now, beautiful.”

“Are you going to kiss me, or keep talking about my ass?”

“Both options sound pretty good.” He teases, leaning down and trailing butterfly kisses up your neck

“I hate you, Lahey.” You manage to choke out through your heavy breathing, and you can feel him smirk against your neck

“You heartbeat would state otherwise, beautiful.”

His nickname for you is “beautiful” because in his eyes, you’re the most goddamn gorgeous thing he’s ever seen

takes pictures of you whenever you’re not looking

ASS POCKET GRAB AND SPIN TO KISS YOU

After his dad dies and the cops all believe he’s the murderer, he’s afraid that you believe so as well

He’s shocked when you storm into the sheriff’s office in a fit of rage, demanding what the hell are you doing with my boyfriend he’s innocent you pieces of absolute shi-

Scott, a good friend of yours, covers your mouth with his hand as you continue to thrash about, and Stiles is explaining to his dad no really she’s the sweetest girl ever just really protective of her friends-

“SCOTT MCCALL GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY MOUTH YOU ASSHAT DON’T YOU DARE-”

“Sweetest girl ever, huh?”

“Look, even if you are a fugitive, you’re my fugitive.”

“I’m not sure thats making me feel better, beautiful.”

After his name is cleared, you buy celebratory cupcakes, and Derek won’t admit it, but the fact that you bought him a dinosaur cupcake because “it just felt right” sort of endears you to him

Him taking you to meet the rest of his pack, who are all very surprised by how accepting and supportive you are of it 

You and Erica become wonderful friends… and Isaac isn’t the only one whose scared of that combination

They are all super overprotective of you, because you’re the first person that they have met who has genuinely cared about them from the start without needing special reasons to do so

Derek is totally that older brother figure, and you’re the only one allowed to pick on him (he knows its you that keeps leaving those how to decorate a house for dummies books and he’s going to catch you if its the last thing he does dammit)

Isaac likes how when he puts his head in your lap, your hands instinctually run through his curls and gently massage his scalp

“If this was Twilight and you were the hot werewolf, I would totally pick you over any vampire.”

Its sort of your thing to tell each other “I’m just a phone call and a few miles away” when the other is sad, hurt, or missing the other

FOREHEAD KISSES BECAUSE HE’S SO GODDAMN TALL

“I am so in love with you” he mutters for the first time, smiling softly at you as you buy six boxes of pop tarts in the self checkout lane

You literally drop all the boxes you’re holding in surprise because?? literally just buying poptarts man was not expecting that

“… just because you love me does not mean you are getting a poptart, buddy.”

His favorite thing to do is to wrap his arms around your waist from behind and kiss the top of your head, before resting his chin on your shoulder

Isaac is a big softie when it comes to you, and is very protective

He literally always blushes when you kiss his cheek, something that doesn’t change even years into the relationship

Isaac kisses your temple whenever you sit down next to him or have a headache

BREAKFAST DATES

will tackle hug u. always be prepared.

He always kinda smells like the air after it rains

Needless to say, you are almost constantly in his clothes because of this (not that he’s complaining, and he is adamant that you pull off his leather jacket far better than he does)

“You look better in it than I do anyway, beautiful.”

He’s a little bit in love with the way you look in his clothes, and can never seem to stop staring at you in them

“Are you drooling?”

“Shut up, Erica.”

You obviously know about the supernatural, but you play more of a behind the scenes role in everything (Isaac worries about you enough as is anyway, and you don’t want to add to that)

He loves surprising you with flowers (and it becomes a tradition later on for him to bring you flowers every monday on his way home from work when you’re married)

Isaac is such a sucker for long standing traditions with you because it makes you feel so permanent to him

Singing along to every song on the radio together

During the rave, where Isaac and Erica dance with Jackson, you can’t help but snort into your drink at the sight

Afterwards, he’s worried that you’re hurt or scared and tucks you into a bone crushing hug, and for the first time you realize damn I love this boy

“I’m mildly suspicious that my boyfriend has a thing for Jackson, but otherwise I’m fine”

He chuckles into your hair, thinking for the millionth time that day about how in love with you he is

Perfect combination of hopeless romantic and slam-you-against-the-wall-makeout-sessions roughness

suggestive eyebrow wiggles whenever anything with even the slightest possible sexual meaning is mentioned

“I am dating a middle school boy”

The number 24 soon overtakes your wardrobe as you buy literally any sportswear the Beacon Hills lacrosse team sells (There’s the occasional McCall or Stilinski tee thrown in there as well)

“I don’t think I’ve seen the name Lahey printed anywhere more in my life.”

“You obviously haven’t seen the wedding invitations yet, which I expect to be mailed out by the summer.” 

“I don’t quite remember asking you to plan my wedding, Lyds?”

“I have an alphabetized binder, if you must know. It’s been ready since freshman year.”

Isaac thinks your collection of Lahey gear is incredibly adorable, and he always makes sure to dedicate any goals he scores to you

Its tradition to exchange a good luck kiss before any and all games

Although Isaac is usually guilty of turning it into a makeout session, earning himself Coach’s half-hearted threats

Isaac is intensely proud of the fact that you intimidate a majority of Beacon Hills’ male population 

“So does he sleep with the scarf on?”

“Stiles, kindly stop heckling my girlfriend about my wardrobe choices.”

You’re an adventurous couple, and he loves taking you kayaking, hiking, and exploring

He breathes so much easier in wide open places, and nothing makes you happier than seeing Isaac so carefree

serenades you with throwbacks like buy you a drank and ignition remix (real old fashioned romantic as you can see)

inside jokes

sometimes just whispering literally nothing to each other and laughing to really piss Stiles off

y’all really don’t argue over much, you’re both very open with each other and pride your trust in each other more than anything

Isaac being insecure but you doing EVERYTHING in your power to remind him of how wonderful he is

Seriously, whenever he says anything even slightly self-depreciating you literally just screech over him

“I really don’t deserve you-”

*LOUD PTERDACTYL SCREECHING*

“Listen I mean it-”

*SCREECHING*

“… are u done”

so much sweetness. he looks as if he’s seeing the stars for the very first time, every time

He totally overhears you tell Lydia about his “panty-dropper smile” and you absolutely never live that down. ever. nope.

dm each other the stupidest memes you can find

Isaac made you a mixtape once, mans had to buy a whole cassette player and everything for you to listen to it but he saw you like it on twitter and hey, why not?

you cried hysterically, scaring the literal SHIT out of Isaac

everyone’s relationship goals

yells down the hallways “YOOOO YOU LOOKIN FINEEEE SHAWTY CAN I GET YO NUMBER”

“Isaac pls stop we’ve been dating for two years now”

You make a mediocre attempt at baking with each other before it ends with flour in places it should never be, eggs in Isaac’s hair, and chocolate chips shoved down your bra

“Want me to get those out for you, beautiful?”

*Isaac hit with flour to the face*

SHIRTLESS ISAAC

seriously you just shamelessly admire your boyfriend at every opportunity

your first time is definitely somewhere super inconvenient like the locker room or some shit, and Isaac had initially wanted to make it super special, but he couldn’t really find it in himself to say no when you practically jumped him after he won the championship game

PDA all the time. Isaac is a handsy lil shit

special appreciation for The Booty

will spend some mornings lazily kissing every stretch mark, his fingertips gently grazing every blemish as he tells you how beautiful you are to him

“I can’t wait to grow old with you”

Absolutely only has eyes for you

sends you horny text messages in the middle of class because Isaac Lahey, y’all

likes to pamper you in little ways. will draw baths for you, tries (and usually fails) to cook you dinner, and Back Massage Professional

“Stop moaning! I am trying to professionally massage your back and this is NOT professional behavior.” 

Totally pops the big question right after graduation

Doesn’t think its too soon at all, that boy has been waiting his whole life to marry you- and why wait when it feels so right?

“There is nothing in this world or the next that I have ever wanted more than to spend my life with you. I don’t just want the bigs things with you, like a big wedding and kids. I want to wake up next to your bedhead, to come home to your horrible dancing, to go grocery shopping with you, to argue over what brand of detergent to buy. I want to share the most mundane, ordinary moments with you. Because every moment I spend with you is anything but ordinary.”

“Lydia… we might actually need those wedding invitations”

“I CALLED IT DAMN IT”

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I heard you when you said the wall I have built around myself will kill me one day and nobody will know because I won’t let anyone come near me. I wanted to turn around and tell you that I know it and I know it from the first day I started to build it. I am not saying you didn’t suffer the heartbreaks or you had it easy but I want to say some hearts break little too much. some hearts are torn apart piece by piece and the death you were talking about is nothing in front of deaths these hearts have died. The most beautiful part that I will not add because I don’t want you to know is that we don’t get to choose the how tall this wall is going to be and everytime someone fails to cross this wall, it scares us too. The darkness inside scares us too. I hope next time when you say someone is harsh or a heartbreaker you realize once they were soft and they loved hard too.

Of kittens...

Agent Carter fandom. For @laylainalaska. “You know you’ve got a cat sitting on your chest, right?” Daniel said.

Jack lifted his matted blond head up to glare at him, and wrapped the thick blanket tighter around himself. He did not remove the cat.

It stayed curled into a soft ball of grey fuzz, tucked somewhere between Jack’s shoulder and his ear, its pink nose barely visible, and one tiny paw hanging loosely on his chest. It was purring.

Jack on the other hand looked drenched from foot to toe. Thus the blanket, which he clutched to himself as he sat at the rear of a van.

“He rescued it,” Samberly offered gamely from inside the van, where he was crouched over some complicated-looking machinery.

Jack slowly turned to glare at Samberly.

“Shutting up now.” The other man put his nose down into his work.

Daniel pressed his lips together and composed his face, so that by the time Jack turned back around he was no longer in danger of cracking up with laughter.

“So it seems like you’re gonna live?” he said after he got his voice under control under the heated glare from Jack’s grey eyes.

“I fell in a river, I didn’t drown, therefore yes, I think I’ll live.” His tone dripped with sarcasm.

“Good,” Daniel said. “I’ve got relief efforts to supervise….” he trailed off.

The kitten made an aborted wriggle on Jack’s shoulder and he set his palm against its back to keep it from falling. His palm was large enough to cover the entire animal, which let out a pitiful meow as it settled more firmly against the warm human.

Daniel observed this impassively. Jack’s glare, if possible, burned hotter.

Daniel coughed to clear his throat. “Peggy’s in the thick of it. Yes, I’d better go find her now.” He swirled around and strode quickly away.

“Don’t even think about telling Carter!” Jack shouted in his wake.

Daniel pretended not to hear him.

“Jack Thompson, the kitten-rescuer,” Daniel said softly to himself once he was out of ear-shot, and shook his head. “Now I’ve seen everything.”

"the fuck is happening in ukraine??" for the ignorant [23feb22]

THIS IS NOT EXHAUSTIVE. I have left out happenings. As I typed this more movement was reported. This is happening NOW.

Here is a map of Ukrainian oblasts (regions)

Direct your eyeballs to the eastern (that's on the right of the map) oblasts of Donetsk and Luhansk. These two oblasts make up the Donets Coal Basin, or Donbas region, of Ukraine. coal coal coal.

Hold them in your mind.

On this map above you can see an outline of the Russian separatist-controlled area of Eastern Ukraine. Please note that the Russian separatist-controlled area is not analogous to the oblasts of Donetsk and Luhansk. When on 21 February 2022 Putin declared recognition of the Donetsk People's Republic (DNR) and Luhansk People's Republic (LNR) as independent, we did not know if he meant just those cities and the surrounding Russian separatist-controlled areas OR the entirety of the oblasts. Where these borders are is incredibly important because Putin will use any excuse to declare a Ukrainian provocation. This ambiguity is to his advantage. [This is besides the fact that Putin has no fucking right to declare any of this land independent, or take any of it for Russia in the coming days.]

The Russian separatists, of course, claim the entirety of the oblasts, and Putin recognizes those claims. Russia has come to the "aid" of the separatists to defend against Ukrainian "aggression."

Tonight (23 February 2022), President Zelenskyy of Ukraine tried to speak to Putin on the phone, but was rebuffed. He gave a brief update to his people in Ukrainian, and then a long speech to the Russian people in Russian. Below is text of a translation of that speech from Max Seddon on twitter [thread starts here, good follow]:

We are divided by a shared border of more than 2,000 kilometers. Almost 200,000 of your troops and thousands of military vehicles are standing alongside it. Your leadership has ordered them to move forward, onto another country's territory. This step could be the start of a big war on the European continent. The whole world is talking about what could happen any day now. Any provocation. Any flare-up – one that could burn everything.

They're telling you that this flame will liberate the people of Ukraine, but the Ukrainian people are free. They remember their past and are building their future. Ukraine on your TV news and the real Ukraine are two totally different countries. Ours is real.

There is more, click above link to read.

Russia is going to invade Ukraine, and not just the Russian separatist-controlled regions that were recently declared independent republics by Putin. This is colonization. Ukraine has a rich history and culture separate from Russia (its history and culture is MUCH OLDER than that of Russia, even). Putin denies this and claims that Ukraine is Russian. This is false and ahistorical.

(But why are there so many Russian-speakers in Donetsk and Luhansk? Well perhaps because the Soviets committed genocide in the 1930s and purposely starved millions of Ukrainians so that ethnic Russians could move onto their land. Search "Holodomor" if this is new information to you.)

The UN Security Council has called an emergency meeting for 9:30pm EST (I'm posting this at 7:22 PM EST)

The mayor of Kyiv, Vitaly Klitschko, has declared an emergency.

Airports are closed in Eastern Ukraine.

Someone on TikTok said that bitches with anxiety love the enemies to lovers trope because the idea of having someone see all of our negative traits first and then still fall in love with us is really comforting since we worry that if someone sees our negative traits after they fall in love, they’ll leave us.

It’s me, I’m bitches.