I Was Reading A Book (about Interjections, Oddly Enough) Yesterday Which Included The Phrase “In These

Both have an invaluable powerful artifact.

personally i believe that yoda and gollum are more similar than people think

The local big-box store has decided not to let Hallowe'en get in the way of Christmas and set up the twelve-foot animatronic skeleton right next to the twelve-foot inflatable Santa. The inflatable Santa's wobbling keeps setting off the animatronic skeleton's motion activated flail-and-scream routine, which in turn sets off the inflatable Santa's motion sensor and makes it play "Jingle Bells".

>me: casts all five at the same time to create Summon Greater Unending Idaho Vortex

WIZARD COUNCIL 2021 BANNED SPELL LIST:

Unending penis barrage

Summon Ketamine Ape

Greater Baja Blast

Transmute Idaho

Homoerotic Vortex

!???

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

Like this?

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

better mosquitos than pigs

I pose a question to you @tinfoilwizardhat