>me: Casts All Five At The Same Time To Create Summon Greater Unending Idaho Vortex

The twist is that the bottle is actually a mimic

Monster Bottle

Or, Rome has boiling isles numerals.

…the boiling isles had roman numerals?

Being in your twenties is just

Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.

a message from squirrel

Some people can’t handle different skin colors. I don’t think furs will help.

I feel like a whole bunch of human aesthetic problems could be solved if we just re-evolved fur

if any of you could tell me why task manager thinks i have 13 firefoxes open at once that would be great

creeping (he wants leftovers) more abt him utc

this is my boy cinders! he's been with me for around 11 years now, i met him in alola when my family lived there briefly during my childhood. he's an absolute cuddle fiend and very clingy!!!!

he's one of my four "retired" battle team members (i use retired loosely because we do an occasional trainer battle and traverse routes together still :])! also byfar the most eager for fights when we have them

cinders is out of his ball nearly all the time, usually he perches himself on my shoulder or will hitch a ride in whatever bag im wearing. he acts like a little purse lillipup

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

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