I Would Like To Have A Mr. John A. Hammond Arrested For Multiple Muggle Deaths Resulted From Necromancy

just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

Seeing how lightning redirection is based off of waterbending, it’s probably true. Not only is it what you bend, but how you bend and the influences of how you bend

But they do live in the same universe according to the Pixar theory

If Monsters Inc and Toy Story took place in a shared universe the toys would have stayed up all night defending their children from the scary monsters.

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

why you should have corded controllers 

dude today a customer brought me a birthday card and asked me "is this a girl birthday card or a unisex birthday card? I thought it was unisex but when I scanned it at the self-checkout it said girl birthday card." the birthday card was just a bunch of balloons with the text "happy birthday". and then when I was like "i dunno I think that's just the official name of the card on our system I'm sure a boy would be happy with the card" the customer was like "well if it is a girl birthday card can you tell me if this other birthday card is unisex or for girls? if the other card is unisex I'd like to exchange the girl birthday card for the unisex one". Like what. You can look at the cards. With your eyeballs. You are holding them both you can see them and decide whether or not you want the card. What the fuck are you talking about why are you asking me this

a message from squirrel

Bread👍

Bread 👍

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

I’m good and I’m going to deflect the lightning with my laser sword until you stop.

I'm evil and I'm going to shoot lightning at you until you die. Hope this helps!