Why You Should Have Corded Controllers 

i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

better mosquitos than pigs

I pose a question to you @tinfoilwizardhat

I just want to see the evolutionary process that lead to this.

Two words: Stingray skeletons.

oh my stars and garters

how have we been sleeping on ocean skeletons???

Awesome. I’m glad to join the chain.

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

gender fluidity

Just watch episode 14 of season 2 and Iroh managed to tear me up.

hi, gentle reminder that you can reclaim slurs for yourself but not for the entire community! Please don't say g*y when talking about other fags, it is a harmful word that has been used against the queer community to hurt mlm, use less harmful words like cocksucker, faggot, queer, and fairy! Thank you ✨

The same people who do it are probably hypochristian ‘pro-lifers’