Am I Now An Accomplice To To Murder?

Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.

Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Sniper: I sleep with a knife.

Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.

Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Medic: Heavy.

A horrifying mushroom

Hey, Bowser is also a war criminal.

I love when people are like “this character is a war criminal” and show a character from a setting where we have no idea what the rules of war are. Like yeah they’re a torturer or murderer or whatever but if you wanna call them a criminal over it you gotta back it up with some kind of indication of what things might be in their conventions.

Well, I have legacy powers. Double jointedness and human IMDb.

reblog and put what you think your mundane superpower (/ref) is in the tags

Tuesday:

I would like to have a mr. John A. Hammond arrested for multiple muggle deaths resulted from necromancy

concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka

How to catch a fish in 4 easy steps by Nindiri the jaguar (pics by Nancie Cunningham Casey)