Story Of My Life. I’m Rarely Told That Except By Women I’ve Dated Or My Ex. Men Aren’t Told This

How fucking sickening! I hate banks and anybody else who thinks this is okay!

Dutch trains now run entirely on wind energy. The wind powers 5,500 trips per day, enabling 600,000 daily train passengers to commute without any emissions. Over the course of an hour, a single windmill can power a train for 120 miles. 

(Source, Source 2)

Now that’s hot!

Hey friend your turn 😹

Why anyone would kill such a cool, majestic animal baffles me!

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Ducking blasphemy! Lol! Fucking autocorrect finally got it right!

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

Source: spongecake_thescottishfold

Problem is now she wants to be a goody two shoes! That’s not what we signed up for. 

when they match ur energy and are as nasty as u >>>

“It makes no sense that Republicans pander so hard to coal miners when there’s only 50,000 of them. Listening to GOP campaigns, it’s like they’re living in the 1920s when there were 850,000 coal miners. Republicans are basically just begging for mining CEOs’ last few campaign donations before the entire coal mining industry has been replaced by green technology and infrastructure.”

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