How Fucking Sickening! I Hate Banks And Anybody Else Who Thinks This Is Okay!

“Fisherman rescues the little bird and the little bird gets the second chance in life.”

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One of my heroes,

Will Rogers-“I never met a man I didn’t like”

Hoover was a Republican.

And I don’t have one friend like this at all. No wonder my life is lacking! Absolutely nobody believes in me or knows what I aspire to be!

Ducking blasphemy! Lol! Fucking autocorrect finally got it right!

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

Fucked up!😜

Watch the whole thing 💀

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That’s how I think about my wife, I just need to have the body she so desires to do the same for me!

honestly it’s hilarious to me that body worship is considered a “kink.”  like, you’re telling me there are people out there who don’t get off to the idea of treating every inch of their partner’s body like the most bomb-ass sexy motherfucking thing on the planet that it is?  or the idea of their partner doing the same for them?  absolutely wild.  what do y’all even do, then

Doggo pro

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