Why Do Shane And Ryland Claim To Be Such Fans Of Dan And Phil But Then Roast Shane About Being Almost

So today I bring forward a connection, that might take some thought and I'm in class while writing this so I can't look into much evidence right now except for what I know for sure.

Techno's voices could be coming from the Egg. Before you tell me off, I know, I know that Techno's chat is canon by being voices in his head, but if you look at the DSMP as a folktale, a book, a movie, or anything except some streamers just having fun, it wouldn't logically make sense. (So, I guess take this with a grain of salt called "In a different context")

I want to start with Techno's eyes, which everyone has accepted him having red eyes. (And I've searched, but I haven't found any confirmation for Techno's eyes being red, so if anyone has proof to it please send it to me!) The egg is associated with the color red, though since it's only color association, it's not a firm connection, but it's there for interpretation.

The Egg has always been there, we know this from Tales of The SMP, the episode we have this info from is The Masquerade. It only took a while for the Egg to be found, which means there's a chance it could have been corrupting people for a while. So, it could have been with Techno the whole time.

Next is, Technoblade is the Blood God. Known for spilling blood, for killing, and for being violent. The Egg has "blood vines", it's known for using death as an.. energizer? Well, it for sure "feeds" on death, which means it's got violent tendencies, but the Egg needs people to do the bidding for it, because it has no limbs and can't move.

And we already know the Egg has corrupted Bad, and Bad willingly got Foolish killed at the Red Banquet, which means the Egg is technically using Bad to kill, to be violent. So, maybe the Egg has a lower corruption with Techno, but is still connected enough to tell him to do bad things..

But like I said before, take this with a grain of salt because it's more of an idea than a theory, I'm certainly not saying it's canon and it's probably just weird connections my brain made, but take it anyway

okay so random headcanons i have for dsmp (in a NON-CANON universe, still characters tho ofc)

XD's name is Xander, idk why, but to me, it fits.

HD's name (GeorgeHD, aka God George for those who dont know) is Henry, because it's George's middle name. (because GeorgeHD.. HD is his last two initials... so... Henry... not Tommy's cow-)

and that's all I have for you, Tumblr, have a good day

GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND VOTE BLUE THIS NOVEMBER.

People Change Like Tides In The Ocean // a dnf story (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/275147158-people-change-like-tides-in-the-ocean-a-dnf-story?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=d0kld0kl&wp_originator=f%2BhDPzEoSeTswm9ipMVnhpkG%2FOQFqyM%2FoI9O2%2FP7AFbSAFCpU8IBJGCrj%2BtbCptxiYmzdUpiBgIhD5cnI0gFiYdNczqeGLhcmbrqNy0j3DNiHO88TWrPN3ijudRcPK12 This is the story of George, a soon-to-be king of his kingdom, Kinoko Kingdom. Life was boring, up until a certain thief needed a place to hunker down, and just happened to choose to hide in the castle. What will everyone think when they find out George is hiding a thief in the castle? Who will George choose when he realizes his feelings for two special men? And what will George do, when one of them, is up for execution? Read to find out! Advisory! All of those used in this story are the characters, not the real people! If one of the CC's featured is uncomfortable with this, I will take it down without question. Advisory 2! OC inserts!! While the OC's in question may not be used as often, they will more than likely be mentioned. (Each of them having an introductory before the chapters begin.) Advisory 3! Every place in this story is FICTIONAL! Some of the names were used as a nod to the DreamSMP, and others were generated randomly on https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/town_names.php Cover photo was made by "soytastesbad" on Twitter! All credit goes to them!

I cannot explain how much I already love my work and am proud of it, I’ve never even been the type to share my works the way I am right now, but I feel compelled to share it, so I hope, to anyone coming across this and is taking a chance to give it a shot, I hope you enjoy my story!

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nothing says "swap papyrus" more than this.

i love this.

Hi 👁️👁️ almost forgot to post this here ehehhhhh

reblogging this because the complainers annoy the shit outta me

Something that should really be addressed

“minors get off my page this is 18+” “minors cant be on here this is 18+” “minors this” “minors that”

YES. WE GET IT. YOU MAKE NSFW AND SIN.

As a minor, fully aware of unwholesome stuff like that, I’m fine looking at art of nsfw or sin! I actually like looking at it because it helps teach me anatomy for when I draw! (i also really like to admire people’s art and nsfw is top-notch art)

Point is. MINORS. LOOK. AT. PORN. TOO. Minors watch porn in CLASS ffs! What the hell is some nsfw drawing gonna do to us? NOTHING!

MINORS KNOW WHAT SEX IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE ANNOYING ABOUT IT, OKAY???

And maybe social media should learn that it’s the MINORS fault for looking at something bad, not the artist’s/author’s fault. If their parents catch it, it’s the minor’s fault, not the artist’s/author’s.

IF YOU ARE A NSFW/SIN ARTIST, AND YOU’RE IN A MESS OF MAKING YOUR ART NSFW AND SOMEONE LOOKED AT IT EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TOO, YOU TELL THAT PERSON SPECIFICALLY. ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS THAT THEY SHOULDN’T BE LOOKING AT WHAT YOU MAKE, IT ISN’T YOUR FAULT THAT THEY LOOKED AT IT. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK GODDAMN HEADS BECAUSE I AM GETTING ANGERED ABOUT THIS-

Killer, stubbing his toe: Ow! Son of a bi-

Cross: Killer! [gestures to Asy] He can hear you!

Killer: --scuit. Son of a biscuit

Cross: Wow, nice save

Killer: I know, right? Fucking nailed it 

Alright so coming on from my last post I learned some information about Meowbah

(If you don’t know what post I’m talking about see my profile)

Her name is Zoey Stegmann

She is 15 years old

She as the timing of this post currently resides in California which area idk but I know that she resides in California

Remember Meowbah you disrespected the blade and everyone across all communities by saying the “R Slur” “F Slur” A N D “The N Slur”

And she said that shy people are weak and shouldn’t exist and should KMS and also fun fact Shy People make up around 25% - 40% of the WORLDS population

And she supports Putin for invading Ukraine to try and re-conquer it Ukraine rightfully had a choice to separate from Russia and they did and she is saying that Putin had no choice?!

Remember This.

After All You Have Done To All Communities This Calls A NEED For War.

Remember.

You Brought This Upon Yourself.

Burn In Hell You Sick Monster.