Nothing Says "swap Papyrus" More Than This.

okay so random headcanons i have for dsmp (in a NON-CANON universe, still characters tho ofc)

XD's name is Xander, idk why, but to me, it fits.

HD's name (GeorgeHD, aka God George for those who dont know) is Henry, because it's George's middle name. (because GeorgeHD.. HD is his last two initials... so... Henry... not Tommy's cow-)

and that's all I have for you, Tumblr, have a good day

MY MEOWBAHH POST IS FINALLY HERE!

TRIGGER WARNING: RACISM, TRANSPHOBIA, ABLEISM, RAPE

meowbahh is a... well i wouldnt say influencer... social media person who pretends to be a doll. Meowbahh currently resides on tiktok and youtube, his content is similar to jellybean but worse. He has posted that his pronouns are doll/meow or something, i honestly dont care im not using those. Most people refer to him using he/him pronouns since the other ones are offensive.

Why has meowbahh gotten attention?

Well i dont know if its obvious or not but he literally pretends he is a transphobic doll. But there is more, yes it gets worse.

Do you guys remember those weird roblox kids on tiktok who would pretend to know japanese and then badly mispronounce everything, probably not. Well this is kind of like that. Meowbahh would say that he can speak japanese and then butcher every word. On top of this he is very racist. Meowbahh has a discord server(which i have joined, ya it isnt great) where he has repeatedly said the n-word to people on there. The he continues to spam his discord with messages about how anyone who raids the server will get raped.

As you can see meowbahh is also ableist as he has said the r-slur multiple times. After all these mistakes you think maybe he would post an apology or something, well he did. This "apology" is basically a muckbang. He talks about how he is sorry for offending the "disabled fandom" while he is munching on a full course meal. Did he not learn speaking with his mouth full is disrespectful.

NEXT

Meowbahh answers a comment on his tiktok asking about his thoughts on the war in Ukraine. He replies saying Russia must have their reasons for doing it. Then he answered another question where he said he could beat Allah(The god in islam, please correct me if im wrong) in a fight. This lead to him making his own cult called meowism.

PLUS supposedly he got doxxed and got his face leaked?? i dont know about this for sure but please don't go doxxing people.

NOTE: please don't attack Jellybean for any of this, Jellybean has made it obvious they don't support meowbah.

And i guess don't attack Meowbahh either?? idk i couldn't care less

Midoriya's Secret Power

Shouto: I'm not here to make friends

Izuku: *exists*

Shouto: Izuku, where are you.

Izuku: *sends location*

Shouto: bye dad i gotta go save my friend

Enji:

Shouto:

Enji:

Shouto: *internally screams at self*

another headcanon

Mamacita's name is Freya

(it reminds me of flower, which for some reason I have connected her too, and I came up with the name to call her instead of "mamacita" because i felt weird about calling her that)

that’s it

i’ve been putting this post off the longest, because i know people have extremely strong opinions on this, and sure, maybe i’m wrong, or this really is an opinion, but i want to talk about it, because it’s so uncomfortable seeing references to it.

If you haven’t read the Karlnap “Monster Ultra” fanfic, 1. disregard this post. 2. DO NOT READ IT OR SUPPORT IT. I’ll explain why.

AGAIN: Take this with a grain of salt, because I could be wrong, this could also technically be an opinion, I’m not here to argue, but I do want to bring this to attention.

With that said, TRIGGER WARNING! This post will contain mentions of rxpe and NSFW/smut, so read with caution!!

For some context before I start (in case it’s needed), my friend was the one to read it first, and bring to my attention that she felt really uncomfortable reading it. I told her we suffer together, so she linked it. And my words, “it cant be that bad”...

This fanfiction... “Monster Ultra”, Karlnap smutshot, is not okay. There is extremely clear depictions of rxpe, at the very least, it was borderline rxpe. There are moments where Karl literally begs Sapnap to stop, but he didn’t listen and didn’t care, refusing to stop unless Karl used a safeword or the color system.

Sure, Karl never actually says the safeword or color system, but how could he? Imagine you’re being forced into something you don’t want to do (even if it’s sfw, doesnt matter), and you keep saying no, but they don’t listen unless you say something specific. You’d likely be nervous about actually saying that thing, because you’d be thinking about what that person would think about you, how they would react, especially in manipulative, toxic relationships. So, Karl probably did want to say something, but was afraid of what Sapnap would think, or even what Sapnap would treat him for it after.

Sure, it’s said and shows that Karl still enjoyed it, but think about it realistically; If someone sexual assaults you, you dont enjoy it in the moment, they go to prison, but later, you change your mind and say you enjoyed it... do you think that your assaulter would just be let free? No. That’s why there’s still a very obvious problem here.

Aside from the rxpe... KARL IS NOT OKAY WITH NSFW. He has said himself that he doesn’t want ANY NSFW fanfics about him at all, because he is on the asexual spectrum. 

https://twitter.com/ccboundariies/status/1422746878760820738

It is stated TWICE in that thread that Karl is not okay with NSFW content of him. So whether you agree with the rxpe part of it, or not, it’s still not okay.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

So today I bring forward a connection, that might take some thought and I'm in class while writing this so I can't look into much evidence right now except for what I know for sure.

Techno's voices could be coming from the Egg. Before you tell me off, I know, I know that Techno's chat is canon by being voices in his head, but if you look at the DSMP as a folktale, a book, a movie, or anything except some streamers just having fun, it wouldn't logically make sense. (So, I guess take this with a grain of salt called "In a different context")

I want to start with Techno's eyes, which everyone has accepted him having red eyes. (And I've searched, but I haven't found any confirmation for Techno's eyes being red, so if anyone has proof to it please send it to me!) The egg is associated with the color red, though since it's only color association, it's not a firm connection, but it's there for interpretation.

The Egg has always been there, we know this from Tales of The SMP, the episode we have this info from is The Masquerade. It only took a while for the Egg to be found, which means there's a chance it could have been corrupting people for a while. So, it could have been with Techno the whole time.

Next is, Technoblade is the Blood God. Known for spilling blood, for killing, and for being violent. The Egg has "blood vines", it's known for using death as an.. energizer? Well, it for sure "feeds" on death, which means it's got violent tendencies, but the Egg needs people to do the bidding for it, because it has no limbs and can't move.

And we already know the Egg has corrupted Bad, and Bad willingly got Foolish killed at the Red Banquet, which means the Egg is technically using Bad to kill, to be violent. So, maybe the Egg has a lower corruption with Techno, but is still connected enough to tell him to do bad things..

But like I said before, take this with a grain of salt because it's more of an idea than a theory, I'm certainly not saying it's canon and it's probably just weird connections my brain made, but take it anyway

DEAR HORROR ENTHUSIASTS...

I work at my local Haunted House, this year, I agreed to be in a room with one of our new volunteers. The room is just a living room set-up. There's a fake, charred skeleton with some creepy mask on it, it sits on the couch which is kinda old, and movable. There's also a wooden chair that one of our managers designed to be motion tracked, so when people walk past, it goes off. Thhere's also a painting on the wall, a few other decorations, and the hidden door has a shelf attached, along with a home video camera on top of it, so it blends in, and it takes a bit longer for people to get through the room and what not.

The reason I bring it up, is because I NEED IDEAS! Give me your ideas, please! I'm not the most talented with make-up, but there are other people around to help too, I am okay with special effects, there is blood, and costumes to pick from, and I do have a few clothes here at home.

We have a little less than 2 hours to do make-up, (they open at 4 for actors to do make-up and dress up, etc. and this year, we have a strict rule to go to our rooms by 6:40. We start letting people in at 7.) so I need something I could do quickly, but it may be possible to do some make-up at home.

So, with all that... give me your ideas! (please)

Error: *exists*

Me:

Problems with “Nerd and Jock” AU.

TW/ Pedophilia, rape mentions

PJ and Fresh’s personalities don’t even go together well, not to mention Fresh is most certainly NOT a bottom. Killer and Nightmare. Minor, adult. Need I say much else? Cray and Cotton. Minor, adult. Swapfell raped Dust. Goth raped Palette, and then Palette was so rightfully broken up about it, and Goth decided it was in his best mind to try and kill himself IN THE SCHOOL LIBRARY, just for things to OH SO MAGICALLY WORK OUT PERFECTLY- Everybody thirsting Dream and Nightmare. Like yeah they’re pretty but jesus christ... Killer forcefully kissing Nightmare.

TL;DR: Minor x adults aka pedophilia, multiple rapes, non-consensual things in general, and very weird thirsting for older people.