Trekkie107 - Days In The Life Of A Geeky Jock

When someone tells me that the White men stole this land, and that we are a Nation of Immigrants.

Hilariously written with lines like, ”I drove two hours for you. My. Cock. Is. Hard. What are you going to do about it?” and “He begged to experience me.” Paint by the numbers article is cute but likely manufactured. Just check out the alleged marks he left. She expects readers to buy those obvious self-inflicted wounds? I’m sure there are men’s rights advocates that are in fact assholes out there but this is just comical, touching on almost every caricature feminists draw up about them. [source]

Victory!

28-27 victory yesterday over a team in London. Feeling so pumped over it. best game iv played in a very long time. Those last two minutes where the most tense of my life so far.

There's one problem with this. When poachers track a rhino (which can take days) and they discover that is horn has been dyed like this, they kill it anyway.

And they kill it so that they won't end up tracking it again and wasting their time.

This is a good idea but ultimately doesn't work.

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away.

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

“I’m so sick of politics in video games”

what the person likely actually means:

“I’m tired of badly shoehorned references to the current POTUS or the 2016 US Presidential Election that will age like milk”

“I don’t like to see idiotic swipes or jokes at the expense of Richard Spencer or someone like that, because nobody fucking understands what the hell you’re talking about unless you’re a no lifer that lives online like me and I feel the lesser for it”

“Do you really need to put in a “So much for the tolerant ______” joke in your game?”

“Your attempt at exploring politics through the writing for your game would be embarrassing for a 16 year old to write and you’re fucking in your 30s holy fucking shit”

“I see what you tried to do here but you categorically failed entirely and only made a half baked surface level take”

“Nice joke, did John Oliver write it for you?”

“why did you say “triggered” or put an attack helicopter joke in this thing this is not a flashgame on newgrounds what the fuck is wrong with you”

“This transgender character that behaves like no actual trans person behaves is actually extremely offensively written and your attempts to deflect criticism by accusing your critics and detractors of transphobia and being the alt right are reductive and unhelpful”

“god can I please follow an indie game developer I liked on twitter without having to be held hostage by their bizarre meltdowns every week?”

what absolute idiots hear:

“I am somehow both a nazi and a coward centrist with no ideals at the same time!”

For the first question,After abolishing the slave trade in 1808, Britain spent 62 years hunting down slave ships in the Atlantic.