I Just Want To You Guys Know That Nobody Actually Wants To Be Friends With Midoriya. He’s Just Going

i think there’s something funny in how the expectations for qsmp’s big events with most of the entire server are Always heavy angst, hard lore, high stakes, general horrifying events happening

and then without fail the second that they’re all in the same room it’s just

[minecraft crashes] [loud screaming] [somebody has a soundboard] [entire server crashes] [entire server crashes] [LOUDER SCREAMING] [talking so quickly the translator becomes an eminem song] [10 conversations at once] [the admins having to teleport the players] [new members getting the worst summary you’ve ever heard] [STRIP TEASES] [gay sex] [server crashes]

Sampard but Gepard is very firmly into men so when Sampo is in disguise as Madame Brughel and tries to flirt, Gepard gently and politely brushes her off.

He doesn't take any offense, assuming he's like this when on the job and Brughel is a civilian.

Except the next time, they are in a bar and Gepard is off the clock, so he tries again. Gepard politely shoots him down. He laughs it off and puts the thought away.

Now Brughel was caught somewhere she really shouldn't be (information is a very good currency) and figured a little flirting wouldn't hurt.

Except Gepard ignores her.

Gepard never ignores Sampo.

So now Sampo is annoyed and a little miffed that a persona that's gotten more stoick men to crack has done nothing to Gepard so he tries again and again and again.

Gepard is getting annoyed and a little worried now, since it's been three months and Sampo hasn't done anything which is weird.

Sampo finally goes to blow off some steam, getting the captain in a chase as he stole a good amount of items.

And off handed out of habit, Sampo drops a line about Gepard's pretty eyes and what he'd love to do with his mouth.

Gepard, in a moment that almost makes Sampo stumble, blushes brighter than that time in the bar and stumbles giving Sampo enough time to get away.

Now Sampo has to deal with these revelations while Gepard can't stop thinking about what he said.

so i had an idea for an AO3 fic. Modern superhero/villan/superpowers AU where Owen, Krow, and Apo are roommates. Owen has the power of metal manipulation, Apo can control plants, and Krow has two powers; one being the ability to control and travel through shadows and be able to hide its demon features [horns, claws, tail] which most people assume the opposite of; that it’s second power is to turn into a demon. Apo is a vigilante, Owen is a hero, and Krow is kind of a morally grey character; it helps people in need but also does small crimes like theft and arson on abandoned buildings; the hero organization classifies it as a vigilante tho. they all try (and fail) to hide their identities from each other, so it’s very comical how sus one of them can act and the other two are way too tired to notice. more later, is getting late. byeeee o/

winner's pov!!!

Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second

Colors have been added (//7//)

insert smudgy pencil ft yanqing

New hiding spot. 

someone walked up to me today and told me "you know that you'll never be a real girl, right?" and that might have been the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me