Someone Walked Up To Me Today And Told Me "you Know That You'll Never Be A Real Girl, Right?" And That

i haven't fulfilled my promise yet to use you as my dog!

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protection vs possession.

i love nine btw

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My LGBTQ Identities

No one probably cares, but i just want to say this somewhere lol.

I am genderfree, genderblank, schrodigender, and blankboy. I am also aroace, bellusromantic, gay, androromantic, and ambiamorous.

I use they/it/he; in order of preference.

My chosen names are Malachyt, Rayn, and Cerberus.

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I dunno why but I feel like Gepard can handle liquor. Like Sampo has the gift of bein smart knowin his limits and what to drink and when, so he gives off the vibe of being able to handle a lot but he's not that heavyweight. He's jus big brain conman XD. Get enough in him n he'll go down like the rest.

But Geppie. Man's sippin vodka from the bottle and not even slurrin his words. When he was a trainee the older guards decided to prank him with a glass of absinthe n called it a weak alcohol only for him to get halfway and not even bat an eye, only stopped cuz it tasted like ass. Dude takes the path of preservation seriously. Even his liver is beyond destruction XD.

Which is why I find two situations very freakin funny, which I'd love your opinion on:

1) Sampo starts up a drinking competition with him. It's on one of his guardian mandated holidays, so Gepard doesn't have to be responsible, and Dove 3 in 1 won't leave him alone anyway, so he agrees. Partway thru Sampo realises he's losin but Gep insists on gettin the drinks so he can't even cheat his way to victory. Cue Gep having to drag a very drunk, incredibly flirty Sampo back to Natasha but he keeps running off. Even being drunk doesn't stop him from havin smoke bombs up the wazoo.

2) Sampo manages to cheat, scheme, girlboss his way to victory. He comes out on top but now has the problem of an incredibly drunk, dangerously curious Silvermane Captain who won't stop flooding him with the oddest of questions. "Why are your eyes so green? Is your hair natural? What happened to the rest of your shirt? Do you really enjoy crime or is it jus something you fell into?" Whi- okay that one was oddly specific and he doesn't have the capacity, as tispy as he is, to answer.

He really needs to get him back home, before he asks the wrong person the wrong question, but isn't cognitive enough to face being questioned by Bronya and would sooner die than face Serval. So he opts into takin him to one of his more obvious hideouts which poses 10 million problems in and of itself when he keeps freakin touching everything!

ANON YOURE RIGHT YOURE A FUCKING. GENIUS. I been thinkin bout this A LOT ACTUALLY prob cuz for some reason fandom seems to lean towards gepard bein a horrific lightweight (i mean i know Why the lightweight trope is very much seen as 'cute' and childlike n whatever but i digress). But tbhtbhtbh i agree w u 100% like.

Gepard is a Tank of a Man. Homie can handle anything. Mfer the living embodiment of preservation like dude could be like 'serval this drink sucks' and hes gulping down perfume, unaffected. Dudes prob ate weird shit out on the front lines n questionable rations. The stuff in his fridge is expired n hes jus shrugging and eating it anyways.

I think w sampo its like. He SEEMS like he can handle his liquor. And hes not bad w it. But hes an Actor. Mfer could be plastered and you wouldnt know. Dude could convince a breathalyzer that hes only a Little Tipsy. But theres a threshold for him where he jus Caves at some points. Like u said tho man is Always competent w bombs. Like drunken boxing but w daggers dude could be blown over by a gentle breeze but still kicks ass.

I imagine that gepard doesnt Usually drink in that he jus. Doesnt care much. But absolutely his drink of choice is the hard shit. He jus has whiskey w ice or vodka w tonic water like a freak. Maybe a white russian if hes feelin zesty. When his guards convince him to go to the bar n challenge him to take shots he shrugs n jus packs them back no big deal.

But oh my god like. The 2nd scenario. I imagine it in order like first sampo realizing gepard has an Inhuman tolerance n making it his missiom to get the good ol captain fucked up. N it takes a while but like. Gepard jus gets more... blunt. But in a strange soft questioning way where he asks the things he wonders bout but never says aloud. The kinda soul reads like 'sampo youre a criminal not because you need to be but because you enjoy the thrill and attention right?' N sampo is just like holy fuck. But its like his inhibitions are gone and hes so Curious about everything and everything. He hangs onto sampos every word n it drives sampo crazy

PAC, YOU'RE NOT WEAK, YOU'RE NOT PRETENDING, YOU'RE A SCIENTIST, YOU'RE A HERO!!!

More Gri headcanons bc Chaotic Bird Boyo makes my brain go brrrr

Grian has no sense of personal space at times. The other hermits have come to expect that. (If you tell him no, he will leave you be. He's cuddly, but he respects boundaries.)

Doc usually gives him a gentle reminder, but will occasionally allow Grian one (1) cuddle because he's just not touchy feely. (He displays affection in other ways though haha) Cub and Wels both just let him, because they fear it may get worse if they ask him to stop hanging on them. (Which isnt true at all, but Cub doesn't know how to say it and Wels is just too polite to.) Etho also isnt crazy about it, and politely tells Grian that he doesn't like being touched. Grian settles for chatting, and Etho's fine with the builder rambling while he does redstone and the like.

Team ZIT have varied reactions, but are generally okay with Grian in thier space. As are the hermitgals, Joe, Jevin, Keralis, and XB.

BDubs, Beef, Scar, and Iskall just roll with it, as long as Grian isnt being a nuisance while clinging to them.

Ren and Mumbo both encourage it and are consequently his favorite people to ambush with affection. (Mumbo rather reluctantly at first. Ren was always fine with it, being quite cuddly himself.) Grian will randomly drop in their laps, hug them, and hold their hands, and Mumbo and Ren just sorta vibe with it, unless they're really busy. Then they distract him with other things, or sometimes send him off to another person. (Though it really breaks Ren's heart to see him so upset. He makes it up to Grian with more casual affection later. This leads people to the inaccurate conclusion they're dating. Ren actually has the hots for someone else ((its Etho, but Ren doesnt know how to deal with that so he's brainstorming.)) )

The one instance it happened with Xusima, He bluescreened for a moment, then sorta went 'yeah okay, this isn't the weirdest thing on a server of overachievers, redstone brainiacs, and builders who know no limits. I'll let this dork cuddle me' and then committed to just being stuck with Gri for a few hours. Then it just started happening more regularly, and Xu is now totally unbothered by his odd bird child being casually all over him, or just being pretty close by when building inspiration hasn't struck.

Suffice to say, no one is surprised when Dadmin gets a crush. (To Xu's credit, he's pretty good at hiding it, and only a cleverly planned bet from Doc gets him to spill. Doc doesn't say a word, but he makes no promises that the others at the gambling table will stay silent.)

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Well you can’t just NOT say who bet on them!

You and I.